carter
@carter

@carter, half-jogging since the '70's. handle goes to the highest bidder. formerly @Atomico, @Skype, @Rdio, @aol, @icq, @betaworks, Cat Dad (“Don Gato”)

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Joined February 2007
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Just cancelled my shingles vaccine. Going to do push-ups instead.
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There must be a German word for “being subjected to Cold Play.”
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Oftentimes, live music isn’t really necessary.
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San Francisco is simultaneously dangerous and boring. Kind of like my second marriage.
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Thank you Chat GPT - not just for giving VCs something to do in this market, but also for ensuring I’ll never have to talk directly to my second ex wife again!
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For the first time in my life I was offered soap.
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My name for this order? My name is “the only person in this store right now.” Thanks.
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The only benefit of the blockchain is that people losing money is public.
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At this point in my life, all my haircuts look like they’ve been performed by a birthing canal.
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In Spain, one customer constitutes “a surge.”
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To “ser” or to “estar,” a lifelong quest #somethingrotten
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American tourists often make me think of how awesome it would be to sometimes not understand English.
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Birds are weird.
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Sipping an iced coffee is not a valid reason to put your phone on “speaker” mode.
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“I’ve recently installed blackout curtains...” must be the turning point of some twelve step journey.
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InAtlantic City, guess these stimulus checks need to go somewhere...
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This lavender “pillow mist” is not fucking working.
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“Look, you can have work done to your nose, and you can have work done to your lips. But I’m not going to pay for them both.” -Starbucks, Columbus Circle
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My first child made me feel like I was the producer/director of my own biopic.  My second child helped me realize that I was only food service.
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Has anyone else had meaningful results on this new “Mezcal Diet”?
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