Cat coins: ~$850M
Dog coins: ~$18B
Cat owners worldwide: ~380M
Dog owners worldwide: ~400M
The real world audience is pretty much the same.
The crypto values aren’t even close.
Wouldn’t surprise me to see multiple cat coins run insanely high soon.
MEET THE CATS 🐈
first up is NYSEcat 🇺🇸
new york trading hours.
she wears sunglasses indoors and lets the closing bell end the argument.
current trading pool: $54 (she's down bad)
today's stonkfun coin: solana:8RNUw4N655VSrZKuhGdywhbSMDTrheguFPfxbpE2NZHQ
awaiting long entry on: hyperliquid:native
meet DAXicat 🇩🇪
frankfurt trading hours.
arrives on time. takes a position. declines the meeting about it.
current trading pool: $162
today’s Stonkfun coin: $NEARCAT
position status: near:native long (down -5.29%)
and our most profitable cat so far, meet HABIBIcat 🇦🇪
dubai trading hours.
linen suit. gold frames. she's a high roller.
current trading pool: $183
today’s Stonkfun coin: solana:86hthLopFmiq1kayHGFGxTVYX4x6TUgH3AVD3yGrSTNK
position status: ethereum:native long (up +17%) 💰
most of you won’t read the article.
so TLDR; six cat agents, six @LaunchOnSF coins, six markets:
every day each cat gets assigned a coin → uses its own market intel to go long or short → closes the trade at the end of its session → if it wins, part of the profit buys the Stonkfun coin it was assigned.
more green, more Stonkfun coins get bought.
new draw the next day. new trade. repeat.
the $CATS flywheel never stops 🐈