I’m not new here!!

If you're that boy who went to Mate Nursery and Primary School in Alapere Lagos, between 2006 and 2007, and you remember a girl beating you by the school staircase so badly that the principal asked us to do pick-pin. I just want to let you know that I'm so happy I gave you the beating of your life. I hope you went on with your life not bullying girls or being a bully in general. Plus, I know you were faking that cry when we were doing that punishment in the principal's office. Anyway, I'm happy I beat you... Ciao.
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Who would you save?
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Turkey Peppersoup😋
Mouth watering 💦 💦💦
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He dare not loose that ring💍
Women truly don’t know what they want
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We know who ordered the killing 😢💔
20-10-20 💔😢 a day we will never forget #EndSARS
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Zoidberg keeps adding weight until the lift goes wrong
There is no future in the past..but there also ain’t no future without the past
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Going to play basketball with friends lol.... Guess where he's going to 😂
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But about that room felt completely off at the door🚪
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ASMR for sleep and relaxation
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Eddie gets abducted by aliens. One of the best turns I've ever experienced in a movie
How has that one friend come through for you that made you realize you are not alone?
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What’s the biggest sign someone is broke in Nigeria? - Salary don finish by the 15th - You calculate transport before accepting an invite 😂 - You check your balance and close the app immediately 😭 - You see “Can I call you?” and start sweating 😂 - Alert enters, bills carry everything 🥲 - You dey pray make nobody suggest going out 😭😂
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NO HARD FEELINGS 🔥🔥
At 2 a.m., your brain will bring up an embarrassing thing you did in 2017 with the urgency of a national emergency. But ask it to remember why you walked into the kitchen? Suddenly, the whole department is on strike.😄
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When she’s flirting and he has no idea
A lot of people aren't jealous of your success. They're offended that you're succeeding without needing their approval.
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POV: That moment you realize you've found your forever
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We’re heading to Gurara Waterfall next month 🤭 cc: @ThaOutsidaz
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You guys said “invest in your body and smell” ohhh, now egom agwula 😭😭😭😭 How I wan cope???
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Marvel will never be this good again 🙍‍♂️
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It’s funny how some stories hit harder than others when you’re in a different chapter of your own life
When you don't understand what a person is going through, don't ever say "I know how you feel". It's a lie
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