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he23 |mdni🔞| hollanov&hudcon
you look closely (but i like that) hockey player ilya gets a text from an unknown number after practice. he’s a little creepy, but… oddly sweet, sometimes. - #hollanov smau - stalker shane au 👀 - college setting 📚 - eventual nsfw 🔞 - everybody crazy 😌
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me after a month of disguising myself as hollanov’s laundry chute when they realize all their clothes have gone missing so they investigate the bottom of the chute and see me completely unable to move due to my own gluttony and greed for their dirty clothes
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Replying to @celestevoid
au where shane and ilya have a short but extremely passionate love affair, get separated against their will, then both get turned into vampires and don’t know about the others fate until they see each other across a crowd 200 years later
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vampire! shane hiding that he’s a vampire from human! ilya for a WHILE and ilya gets very upset when he reveals it. shane assumes he’s, yknow, upset about him being a monster. when prodded about it ilya’s just pissed bc he could’ve been getting gnawed on this WHOLE TIME!!?
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yknow how some men have a fetish for girls with small hands bc it makes their dick look bigger. ilya got the opposite of that. he wants that cock ENGULFED
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something about big dick ilya and big hand shane. ilya looking normal size in those paws
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kissing like we’ve been starving for each other for centuries
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this is kinda how my smau! shane texts 😭
Dating an older guy is so cute cause why does he text like he’s scheduling a meeting 😂😭😂😭
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"this touched my heart" yeah well it touched my tralala. my ding ding dong
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i'm dead and @celestevoid is the killer. please report. dangerous individual with striking plot twists and no love for the weak of heart. weapon of crime: smau update
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Ilya getting blackout drunk one night during the Rose era and texting Shane “Mr Boyfriend” to piss him off but Shane just texts back “I wish”
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williams has a dominating hold on reid’s neck.
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skin to skin
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non dimentichiamoci anche questo
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the way there's genuinely no implication of henry being bi in the book like yes he's a whore but he fucks women only but here comes mr bisexual terminator and demands he gets to kiss a man for the role we literally cannot replace him
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how i feel trying to ignore the weird way people write shane just cause I’m into the plot of the fic
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what ilya’s doing to shane on ao3
yeah can i get the gaping asshole treat with the hot cum? thanks
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RT @hollafey: Well… this is Awkward.
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i have propositioned my friend in government to trade sexual favors in exchange for jury duty excusal. my name is Hayden Pike and I play for the Montreal Metros, I live at
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