ex-@Microsoft, looking for next opportunity. Squalrus on most platforms. He/him.

Seattle, WA
.@ARCRaidersGame This is what a Level 65 Raider looks like. Amazing game. #ARCRaiders
Duo of the year 🏆 #ARCRaiders 🎥 squalrus
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Duo of the year 🏆 #ARCRaiders 🎥 squalrus
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Sold my $3.73 of crypto, for a $0.99 fee. Then transferred the $2.74 to my bank account, for a $0.55 fee. Got a cool $2.19. 😎 #cryptocurency
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Mommy wow! EN-CO-PRESIS now!
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Chad Schulz retweeted
the pizza party never stops with these guys🍕 follow @XboxGamePass & RT this post with #XboxTMNTMoviesweepstakes for a chance to win these TMNT-inspired controllers! be sure to see @TMNTMovie in theatres 8/2/23 in the US! ages 18+. ends 08/13/23. rules: xbx.lv/3OtVY2x
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I'm just going to say it: @wearestandards is the best #fruitcore band out there.
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I keep getting "We’re updating the price of <SERVICE> on <DATE>" emails, but how come the price is never going *down*?
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Huh?
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It's "Terms of Service and Privacy Policy Update" season.
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Come get your bookmarks! Bookmarks have been restocked.
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Chad Schulz retweeted
Book and vinyl record Pop up tonight at Draft Punk!!! 6pm. I'll be playing records that people purchase. In collaboration with Wise Old Owl books and music.
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My top artists on @TIDAL in November were Oliver, @corywong, @dvntownsend, @volaband. #MyTIDALartists
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Dear soap, shampoo, and conditioner -- can you please adopt this squeeze bottle tech? #dumpthepump
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Tales from party store websites.