Life kinda pointless if you don’t have a girlfriends dad to impress
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A relatively new “torontoism” is saying you don’t really care for nathan fielder because you’ve heard some “not so good” things about him from a few unnamed friends and more importantly he attended the same wedding as you in 2014
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Drifting to sleep as the youtube video about the mystery behind moe’s tavern plays
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The last 4 pictures on my camera roll
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Weird how i didnt tweet about the 60 year old guy who i was helping catch his wife cheating by doing noise removal on his wyze camera videos
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I’m closing in on 3 litres of water on the day, and with 7 hours left, I wouldn’t be surprised if I set a new PR on water intake. Thread 🧵
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I’m not so sure I even want my toothpaste to be “Made in Canada”
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If you invested 1000 dollars in Home Depot on their IPO you’d have more money today than if you did the same with Apple
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When you put Airtable in dark mode it says dark mode is in beta for over a year now
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Perhaps I’ll drive to mississauga and see what’s going on there
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When the pelin and tonik hits…
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HonkMobile is the name of the Oakville parking app
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Which party do i vote for if i want google maps while driving to not count towards screen time
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david retweeted
explaining to my infant son that switching to your pistol is faster than reloading
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the fly has completed* the ultimate test: parallel parking
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The tommy hilfiger brand is alive and well in eastern europe
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