Big wife guy. Sox fan. Benny the Bull enjoyer. Please don’t put in the paper that I got mad.

Animals need to stay in the basement so we found a good barricade
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Spooky Roxy retweeted
Grindr already exists
JUST IN: Donald Trump announces he is looking into launching a dating app for MAGA men
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Ready to run in 2027 😌
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Spooky Roxy retweeted
GAME ONE. 📺 @CHSN_Bulls 📻 @thescorechicago
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Thinking about Rich Harden which is probably the most random baseball player I’ve thought of in some time
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Lmfaoooooooooooooooooooo
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The NFL has concluded that the process surrounding Philadelphia Eagles quarterback Jalen Hurts being cleared to play in Week 5 with a superficial blood clot “was handled appropriately,” a league source tells @TheAthletic nytimes.com/athletic/7708077…
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Saw a license plate that was “EE 7” Would it be safe to interpret that as EEEEEEEEEEEEEE ?
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Can anyone give me an objectively sound reason for the Brewers to not honor their 1k ticket thing or can I just get away with thinking they’re snooty bitches
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Spooky Roxy retweeted
FROM NORTH CAROLINAAAAA!!!
Caleb Wilson — Year 1 — North Carolina
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Failed to poop on company time today
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Whoever decided the song 1234 by Plain White T’s needs radio time deserves to be executed
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He has a warriors heart and you can never take that from him
威嚇が威嚇になってないハムスター
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Spooky Roxy retweeted
sat by my cats urn by the window and had a good cry. When I opened my eyes, I spotted a whisker laying on the edge of the floor board. I have no idea how I hadn't spotted it before. I miss you and still cry for you every day. My best friend. I'll love you forever 🖤
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Oh my god shut the fuck up
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Thinking about you today
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Using my own pfp as an “insult” is funny bc like I pulled a 10/10 looking like this so life’s good
Replying to @chi_rox_
Donnie Baker in the flesh.
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RT @beefy5layerbby: i love this kid so much 😭 like yes the NFL is grossly misogynistic and evil but the fact that my ELITE qb cries on tv a…
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This is actually just gay foot fetish content
Coffee and Contemplation just hits harder in the Tesla Cybercab.
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For all the shit talking the Guardians social media team did, that team definitely deserve every bit of shade coming their way 😌
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Good morning from my grumpy dog
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