unfinished thoughts & hilarious nonsense

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I grew up in a nigerian household play that weaponized incompetence card around me and you will get cussed tf out I DONT PLAY THAT
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Girl to girl, please disappoint the society early on so you can be free.
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And I don’t care how late it is… if you wanna drive around the city at night listening to R&B, COME GET ME !!!
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hate when the Uber smell like somebody opened their ass and turnt the heat on
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it’s 85 degrees in october cus yall keep asking chat gpt to make yall fuckass flyers
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dress well stay weird listen to music confuse people
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Duisburg STINKT
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„She didnt come pap ready“ had me in tears lmao😭 #JordynXKehlani
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i was born to be a woman’s wife.
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the intimacy of having a good conversation with a stranger and not exchanging any contacts.
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nichts fuckt mehr ab als ein Busfahrer der kein Bus fahren kann gib gas du enay
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Ads are EVERYWHERE. I miss the old internet
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who wants to go groove in Ldn Drumsheds with m3v
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period baby
body finna look snatched I won’t know how to act honestly
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I yearn for an intellectual conversation and then making out.
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I wanna live somewhere surrounded by black queers .. like ion even wanna see nun straight in my neighborhood if ion want to
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Smoking while on Twitter like reading the newspaper in the morning 🤣🤣🤣
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I've said it before and I'll say it again, the world is an ugly place and it's only getting uglier. I don't even know if I wanna bring an innocent child into this.
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ICH LIEBE ES ZU LACHEN AHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😭😭😆😆😃😃😀😀😄😄
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starting my winter arc (extreme devotion to sexiness) see yall on the other side 💋
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