em-see kra-kr. part-time gravedigger. village idiot. former baby. divorced. dedicated jane goodall stan. big fan of cigarettes, twinks, hot girls, and vore.
they/he/she | 21 | chicago
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told ppl that i don’t wanna go to the suburbs to see my uncle who’s visiting bc i used to be scared of him as a little kid and he used to call me his girlfriend until i was like 14 and they all looked at me like this
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one time i went to my buddy’s free yard sale and he handed me a copy of margaret thatcher’s path to power n i was like “wtf am i gonna do w this” and then one of the legs on our porch table started disintegrating and i did what must be done #thankyoumargaretthatcher
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tried to take a big gulp of water while lying in bed and then immediately choked on it and spit it all over myself
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in the back of an uber w my bfs friend and he goes “u guys wanna watch instagram reels?” and his feed is like 80% ai
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uber driver sped excessively and was swerving for fun to the point where the second i got home i threw up so hard it got in my nose
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liquor store worker i haven’t seen since the beginning of summer said “it’s you! where have u been!”
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they’re closing my favorite bar at the end of the month for renovations and i’m devastated four treys i will miss ur carpet and strange vibes
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sometimes i scroll thru pics of my bf in my camera roll like he’s dead bc my lord he’s so hot
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can’t rly wear shoes in the summer bc i overheat so im constantly wearing sandals except i only have one pair and now i have the craziest teva tan line
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when i was stuck in a small town in ireland and one of the chippers had a shrine for aaron paul
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he got the worlds douchiest sunglasses at walgreens but it’s ok bc i can take pictures of myself in them
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my bf now is an angel and got me the nicest piece of jewelry i have ever owned and i’ve lowkey been losing my mind over the jump from a plastic bag of bullshit to sapphires like wow it rly does get better
the last time i had a bf on my bday he gifted me loose candy a foam mannequin head and a waffle house shirt (i have never been to waffle house) in a plastic bag from michael’s and i was okay w that for some reason
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just had to leave the family i’ve been living with for 5 weeks and started sobbing the second i got in the hotel elevator
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got my bf and i matching rings and when i told the jewelers his ring size one of them went “damn! somebody has big fingers!”
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got a voicemail from an unknown number that’s 4 minutes of a piano rendition of a song called je te veux and the lyrics are this…. which could mean nothing…..
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asked professor abt how looksmaxxing impacts the skull and the annoying girl goes “well actually ppl think clavicular just went thru puberty🤓☝️” first of all yeah no shit he’s 20 second of all i was referring to Him
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hot as shit and tried explaining something to my friends and it was straight gibberish coming out of my mouth and now i am no longer allowed back on excavation for the day
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i set this picture as my lockscreen bc i’m gone for 6 weeks and i look at it like it’s a locket of my dead wife god i miss my bf
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got drunk at the pub and played in ruins with a bunch of ppl i just met today. field school is the closest i’ll get to going to summer camp again.
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when we told the bartender in dublin we were going to trim for archaeology he went yeah that’s abt all u can do there
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me and my housemate finding out we’re both autistic within 15 minutes of meeting each other
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we did so many shrooms tonight and came to the conclusion that we’re either perfect for each other or gonna kill each other in horrible ways
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when i was 16 and sleeping in a hospital bed in my dining room i used to draw shit like this all the time
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