My name is Cipher, I’m a Caribou | 🇬🇧 Based | Clinically Bou brained | Looking for friends! | MDNI🔞| I love green apples bro
Not in the middle of the sea
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*Hooves at you* holy shit I didn’t mean to punch you
*Hooves at you* oh god there’s blood everywhere
*Hooves at the car door* okay get in
*Hooves at doctor* OH NO IM SO SORRY
*Hooves at prison cell sink* What, will these hands ne'er be clean?
*Hooves at harmonica* Wa wa wa waaa-
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So is the entire drama with Meeps just cause they get to go to space? 😭
Let them live their life and be happy for their experience, if there’s more to the drama then lmao but as far as I see, it just honestly seems to be jealousy.
STOP THE LARP, Money doesn't make you a astronaut. I'm completely ok with daddy buying you a ticket to space but don't call yourself a astronaut without actual training and competency.
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“What the buck” I exclaim as I am thrown through a parallel dimension portal to witness the infinitesimally impossibly small chance that I will prefer red apples to green apples.
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Cipher Is Sane retweeted
when it’s season 18 and you manage to make your best scene in the entire series
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Just woke up after a party the previous night, you know it was a good time when my dream I’m having is of me speaking to a cashier about signing up for a Tesco club card
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Middle aged women with 1-3 children will repost this on Facebook with the caption “Try waking up at 3 because your youngest peed the bed! 😂😂😂”
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Been saying "Squib Doon" in every VC for the past several hours
Ladies and Gentlemen, I can finally reveal that I have stepped into the STAR WARS UNIVERSE as PLAYABLE CHARACTER and HEARTTHROB…BIDDY BLAS!!!!! 🔥🔥
Get Galactic Racer now and be super annoyed by me for hours on end!!
#galacticracer #starwars #biddyblas
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You download Grindr to get creeped on by men 3x your age, I download Grindr so I can find new mobile games to play
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Hate it when oomfs private their accounts and then say the craziest or horniest shit known to man because now I feel like I’m expected to interact with the post but somehow not allude to the content of such post
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Wonderful (and extremely handsome) Bou piece done by the even more wonderful and amazing @NiixARTs !!!
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