platform/devops engineer whatever it’s called now

Berrada & Wilcox were part of it. SACK THEM @ManUtd @premierleague
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Anthropic mogged with opus 5.5, haven’t had a “wtf have you done that for moment” once or gotten frustrated with it lol, not reached for “gpt 6 sol” once
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Tbh this is shitty management who don’t understand what it means to vibe code shit or build something properly meant to be used in the real world, work with / for the right people now more than ever
if you push back today then management will just do it themselves. if you don't have agency or decision making power then you have to accept your new reality as a meat proxy
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I’m not a designer (clearly) but I always find it weird to see a page title when on a screen which you navigate from a root tab menu, do you need a title if you’re tapping it from the root tab menu? I get it for nested screens etc
I use size classes and I'm still finding the Duo to be completely different animal than iPhone or iPad. Here you see 2 right bar button items laying out very oddly on the Duo.
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Can’t be AGI if it has a context window
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just use instinct bro. I just told it to ask my friend when he’s free to hang instead of just texting him myself. I typed 13 messages in muse to order a charger on amazon instead of 2 taps in the app. bro it’s the future. grok bot just booked a flight for my wife’s boyfriend
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Bold of you to assume I have sex
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What’s actually a good salary in the UK anymore? I’m 23 on roughly £50,000 and it doesn’t feel like enough Am I right or am I just unrealistic?
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Carrick ball might have testicular cancer
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how pie felt leaving the food and joining mathematics
Johan
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Maths is cooked so our quants became voice actors instead … new [un]wind episode live! Check comments for 🇨🇳 Chinese, 🇰🇷 Korean and 🇯🇵 Japanese versions.
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Everyone knows Locals like this in their hometown 🇺🇸😂
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My goat
Ms. Rachel understands it now!🏀
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Majority of people still go to google over chatgpt never mind Siri tbh
I’m telling you SiriAI will be a sleeper hit and how most people outside of our bubble will experience agents. But your app has to be ready for it.
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Spot on xG is so dumb 😂😂
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Replying to @defyneric
@KeyringNetwork have built it and it’s the most popular permissioning system in defi. We’re currently working with a few large entities to disrupt onboarding in the same way you say. The major point is we don’t need b2b integrations or a network of users because we use zero knowledge proofs. We turn every bank, exchange etc into an SSO account that you can “log in” with and we get the kyc information / data and attach a proof of provenance with zk.
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Semenyo in the dressing room listening to Enzo’s call with his Argentine teammates
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Replying to @LaserDigital_
@LaserDigital_, a @Nomura group company, has chosen @KeyringNetwork as their DeFi partner. This partnership underscores our tier-one institutional offerings of structuring, settlement technology and permissioned DeFi. The initial markets will be live on @eulerfinance 👀
Laser Digital is partnering with @KeyringNetwork on institutional fixed income products, beginning with decentralised lending markets on @eulerfinance 🔗 laserdigital.com/newsroom/la… 🗒️ Professional and institutional investors only. Capital at risk. laserdigital.com/marketing-d…
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I spent about 6 months on creating an implementation of @ISDA's SIMM for DeFi. I hope this represents a step forwards in providing an open-source guide to removing the risks around arbitrary leverage in DeFi. As a lender, you can use an AI model to audit collateral LTV limits for safety. This gives you minimum safety bounds, derived from cross-industry quants and experts to rely on. For risk managers, structurers and lending protocols this gives you a benchmark on how to set parameters with a full methodology. Now caveats, I'm really not happy with putting this out there today as I feel like it's not finished and I keep finding errors here and there. But it's at the point, where my errors seem to just be grammatical or bad phrasing, or some random slop that snuck in. Whilst, I remain unable to say this is a final version I think it's well past the 80/20 principle and needs to just get out there. Contributors ... 1) As mentioned, this isn't finished (arg). There are a number of sloppy parts in the back components in particular. 2) We need to extend this to a new crypto risk class - btc, eth, sol, avax etc. - bridges (wBTC, BTC.b etc) - wrappers / staking (wstETH, weETH, wETH etc.) 3) I'll be working on some edits over the next few weeks into FX, Equities, Comm etc as they're a LOT easier than tokenised funds. Link in comments ...
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How playing GTA 6 gonna be 😂👀
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