George W Bush Era Pervert. Secret public diary. Human Resources wins over my dead body. Detransitioned mathematician and proponent of radical sincerity
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- Tweets 8,935
- Following 417
- Followers 1,811
- Likes 147,938
America would have troops on Jupiter’s moons by now if John Wilkes Booth didn’t keep Lincoln from sending them all back.
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The dynamic between teacher and student has shifted from resembling that of a mother and child to one between an employee and the customers that they serve. There are new boundaries preventing teachers from *actually* disciplining students and they cope by henpecking.
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Being a woman is so easy. It’s a privilege to be expected to sell out your dignity because it gets you stuff, sometimes.
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In Berlin, you can just hand your empty bottle off to the nearest homeless person and they’ll gladly accept it to exchange for recycling money later.
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I need a female slave to feed me water and do my makeup as I lie in bed, having just woken up.
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Women shouldn’t be allowed to work in fast food because they never give me a free fountain drink.
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I just complemented a girl who looked like me except prettier (DESPITE me doing so being an admission of failure) because I’m a heckin good person .
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I’m trying to learn more about my followers!
Below, tell me how many women youve slept with and the first letter of your username!
42%
<10 A-N
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>10 A-N
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<10 M-Z
16%
>10 M-Z
100 votes • Final results
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Woke up feeling like Ante D. Luvian (2023)
At my most gnostic in the half hour or so after waking up, cursing this rotten flesh prison for its foul orifices all demanding some kind of immediate attention. "You're thirsty, you're hungry, you need the bathroom, your sinuses are congested fix it FIX IT NOW" disgusting
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I went to bed with foam rollers in my hair and it was the closest thing I’ve had to a pillow in two months.
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