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ALT Graph showing 2 intersecting lines that says system runtime cost vs development / org cost. Slide is titled “inflection points”
ALT Presenter with slide in the background that says “"No matter how fast processors get, software consistently finds new ways to eat up the extra speed. Make a CPU ten times as fast, and software will usually find ten times as much to do (or, in some cases, will feel at liberty to do it ten times less efficiently)"
ALT GitHub badge that shows a programmable device with my name, title, and pronounces. There’s also a printable version attached that says my twitter handle, company name, and that I’m a speaker.
ALT My conference badge for REFACTOR DX with my name on it
ALT The other side of the badge with the schedule, which includes me as a speaker!
ALT A glass conference sign with the speakers and their pictures, including me!
ALT "Focusing on the technical without accounting for the socio never goes very well. All you do is automate confusion."
ALT "Learning is the only sustainable advantage."
ALT "A bad system will beat a good person every time. It is not necessary to change. Survival is not mandatory."
ALT "Optimization results from Productive Conflict. Ongoing negotiation to establish Common Ground enables the emergence of shared practices"
ALT Latina woman (including because representation is important!) giving a talk on stage at DevOpsDays Copenhagen. The slide shown says “Human writing code for humans to improve human life”.
ALT Slide that says “A foundation of self-service APIs, tools, services, knowledge and support, which are arranged as a compelling internal product…”
ALT Slide that says “Autonomous delivery teams can make use of the platform to deliver product features at a higher pace, with reduced coordination.”
ALT Sam Newman in the middle of a talk. The slide says, “The meaning of a word becomes more narrow as we add other words around it.”
ALT Sam Newman in the middle of a talk. The slide says, “Software is a type of sociotechnical system.”
ALT Google search of “pagerduty ceo salary”, with the result listing Jennifer tejada’s salary as $13,268,568.
ALT Two texts. first says “what’s the tipping standard in London?” Second says “wait are people just paid well here??”
ALT Screenshot of book that says, "There are many ways in which an outsider can attack a system; we will look at some of them later in this chapter. Many of the attacks nowadays are supported by highly advanced tools and services. Some of these tools are built by so-called ‘‘black-hat’’ hackers, others by ‘‘white hats.’’ Just like in the old Western movies, the bad guys in the digital world wear black hats and ride Trojan horses—the good hackers wear white hats and code faster than their shadows. Incidentally, the popular press tends to use the generic term ‘‘hacker’’ exclusively for the black hats. However, within the computer world, ‘‘hacker’’ is a term of honor reserved for great programmers. While some of these are rogues, most are not. The press got this one wrong. In deference to true hackers, we will use the term in the original sense and will call people who try to break into computer systems where they do not belong either crackers or black hats."
ALT Wall with various papers on them and a TV that has the words "Your X-Ray is a Skelfie" on the screen
ALT Puerto Rican food: pasteles, arroz con gandules, and pernil
ALT Puerto Rican flag decorations with family pictures
ALT Family pictures
ALT Shrine of Adela, the original restaurant owner. Includes Puerto Rican flags, Santa clause statue, cafe, pictures, and flowers. There’s a portrait of Adela above the shrine.
ALT Booth at AWS reinvent featuring an AI rap battle. Both the characters are white men.
ALT Bigger than life size timberland shoe in the middle of a sidewalk
ALT “the ability to understand what’s happening inside of your software systems to debug problems you've never seen before just using the telemetry (traces, logs, & metrics) emitted by your applications. It's also not just about a specific tool, it's about a team's ability to analyze that telemetry data.” - Liz Fong-Jones, Honeycomb
ALT Beach with very blue skies and water
ALT “Technology is a powerful force in our society. Data, software, and communication can be used for bad: to entrench unfair power structures, to undermine human rights, and to protect vested interests. But they can also be used for good: to make underrepresented voices heard, to create opportunities for everyone, and to avert disasters. This book is dedicated to everyone working toward the good.”
ALT Wheelchair with rainbow spokes
ALT Wheelchair with various stickers - pagerduty, a unicorn one, a techqueria one, datadog one
ALT a wheelchair with stickers on it - toil free one, cat one, light step one, MongoDB one, new relic one, a couple more that is blurry
ALT White small dog laying down on rug outside. A bubble tea is sitting next to him.
ALT New York Times swag - a notebook, mug, baseball cap, apron, crosswords, and pin.
ALT Bouquet of flowers with a note attached to it wishing me a recovery
ALT 3 bobas, cookies, and flowers, on a hospital table
ALT Marketing material for my conference talk at The DevOps Conference, powered by eficode. It's online on March 8th & 9th. The marketing material has my photo, name (Lesley Cordero), place of work (Teachers Pay Teachers), and talk name (Running GameDays at Different Scales)
ALT Beach
ALT Shows name of my presentation ("Fitting SRE & Developer Experience Into Your Team Priorities" and details: October 28th, free, online, register at alldaydevops.com
ALT Capricorn sun: Tiffany laying down with sunglasses meme
ALT Virgo moon: Tiffany says “it feels good to take my frustration out on you”
ALT Scorpio rising: “you cannot trust anyone”
ALT The angry possum in a garbage meme, where the possum is yelling “don’t touch my garbage”. Meme caption says “when a coworker wants to do a code review”
