My favorite co-worker* in the office** is leaving the job today.***
*the beetle
**the work kitchenette sink
***has been discovered and thrown away by my boss
💔
The substance of Ken Paxton looks weaker than his same body weight in cake. I believe I could put my hand on his forehead and push all the way through.
Hbo is incredible, making their original shows ad break-free and then punctuating shit from the criterion collection with the same olive garden commercial fifteen times like they're trying to hypnotize me into participating in calabrian summer