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The 9 video games that made me cum
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cody nash edwards retweeted
o problema com a ia é que vcs ficam fazendo porno de criança em vez da cura do cancer
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The hiccup that kills you
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Money so tight I could only afford to make a single jambalayum
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My 9/11 was good thank you
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I have never met a Texan who had a fucking clue
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One of the few pros to the teen pregnancy epidemic in Texas is sometimes you'll run into a smokin' hot granddad. Because he's 33.
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When I spill a little of the food on the floor, that's portion control
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Putting some cyclospora in my freezer so I can enjoy it year-round
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Deleting Facebook. I'd rather the users call me a fag than the reels
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I love watching 90 day finance. It always takes them so long to decide what to invest in
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Making my dad take me to see a movie I don't want to watch and that he will fall asleep during. Call that The Codyssey
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Need a 6'4" boyfriend to intellectually bully 😔
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RT @LibyaLiberty: “When we said we want Muslim women to assimilate we didn’t mean civic engagement, we meant show us your body.”
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My favorite co-worker* in the office** is leaving the job today.*** *the beetle **the work kitchenette sink ***has been discovered and thrown away by my boss 💔
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The substance of Ken Paxton looks weaker than his same body weight in cake. I believe I could put my hand on his forehead and push all the way through.
KEN PAXTON NEEDS YOUR RESPONSE! COMPLETE OUR 2026 TEXAS SURVEY 👇
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I just wanted to know if this phrase was from shakespeare, man
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Every two weeks my phone redownloads the same mahjong game against my will and I think that's beautiful
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Hbo is incredible, making their original shows ad break-free and then punctuating shit from the criterion collection with the same olive garden commercial fifteen times like they're trying to hypnotize me into participating in calabrian summer
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cody nash edwards retweeted
Pride Month 2 has begun.
Pride Month has ended.
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