coconut chicken general | head of defi @justinsuntron | builder @mitsuya_xyz

u ever go to rickshaw old man nd say go to strip club nd he says some shit in cantonese u just know means this american too fat to make it up hill nd u say just go stripclub bro nd he says he doesn't know it even tho it's on his rickshaw sign nd he calls u a cab but ur really upset since the whole thing is really abt ur repressed gayness that wants old chinese man to carry u up a big hill
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Cocoahomology retweeted
转发这个到自己QQ群,可以年入百万
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finally ready to settle down and have a family but it's difficult finding that special someone who can help design good children harnesses and also I can't afford a mac mini yet
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at my limit with these useless fake countries and their make believe monopoly currencies, china should get rid of em and I don't mean integrate, just nuke and put em out of their misery. u know which ones I mean: macau, hong kong, united states of america, etc.
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I really don't understand why I'm divorced, I built up so much lindy
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Cocoahomology retweeted
brotherr, your team over there has spent literal years soliciting hit pieces on polymarket for *wash trading* and *rebate activity* that was significantly less egregious and arguably non existent when compared to what kalshi seems to be very accepting of today.
i thought more about it. beni, sorry for being a dick. i shouldn't have attacked you personally. it was cocky and unnecessary, and i should have stuck to the facts. i do want to clarify one thing: our incentives pay for liquidity, not wash trading. the claim that we’re incentivizing wash trading is incorrect, but i should have explained why instead of making it personal. this has made clear we need to do a better job explaining how our incentives work and the safeguards we have in place. we’ve laid out the full context here: news.kalshi.com/p/the-facts-…
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If you’re in AI pivot to SI
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Every building has a rent roll. Ours is public. $DEED represents your share of the apartment vault. Rent after costs stays in the vault each month. On the 1st, The Roll shows what each unit paid. Late rent and vacant units included. See the buildings: deed.estate/properties
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what's exotics, that have sports in it?
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best part of the zizian story is when one is in court and speaks like the average tpot thot leader anthropic employee and the judge declares them developmentally disabled
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look on the bright side, u gave your money to ppl shorting illiquid shitcoins and still got half back
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agent agent agent agent in my faggotry many agent in my faggotry
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Cocoahomology retweeted
Where are all the haters now who were bashing on Altura? Altura had full backing at all times. A lot of people created FUD, started harassing founder so much that founder decided to shut all operations and wind down the whole protocol. It was an RWA strategy which takes time to unwind, now almost completely done the whole redemptions!
Dear Community, As many of you know, the winding-down process is progressing well, and we'd like to share an update. We currently have approximately USD 1 million in assets remaining to unwind from the vault's strategies, and we expect this process to be completed on or before 23 July 2026. Our onboarding with the OTC desk is also nearing completion. Once finalized, we aim to begin processing full redemptions on or before 31 July 2026. When redemptions go live, the process will be simple and familiar, you will just need to visit the dashboard and submit your claim, just as you have done previously. For anyone holding AVLT within Morpho, these redemptions will also allow those positions to unwind. To add some clarity on the Proof of Reserves dashboard, here is what each position represents: Altura Bank Account: funds already returned from the unwind, held in cash and to be converted to USDT for redemptions. OKX: capital from the delta-neutral strategies, market making and funding rate positions. Sitting fully in stablecoins, liquid, and under Altura's control. Inessa: the RWA portion still to return through the unwind. This is the part the ongoing transfers are steadily bringing back. Cobo: assets held on-chain in institutional-grade custody, in stablecoins and liquid. Ethereum: the remaining portion of the mF-ONE position, held on Ethereum. Morpho: Altura's own treasury position lent into Morpho against mF-ONE, liquid once redemptions begin. The Proof of Reserves dashboard stays live and updates in real time: app.altura.trade/proof-of-re… As always, official updates come only from @alturax. Thank you.
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pleased to announce deepseek is the second lab to achieve a proof of navier-stokes. here is the prompt that was used
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whole thing is exactly why I chinamaxx my ai usage. I don't see their labs making big announcements abt stolen research, all I see are tiktok ads for sexbots that look exactly like my last seedance prompt
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threatening mathematicians with career consequences don't work too well since they are the type of ppl who chose to become mathematicians
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wanted to make a joke that tokenholders evolved from larping as corporations to larping as the central bank of defi that's actually a pvp ponzi but on second thought that's quite fitting
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