1 am cheeseburger
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I try not to slap my back too much but it was indeed a damn fine sandwich. The rosemary/thyme garlic bread was fucking delightful as was that cherry pepper mayo, and it was all pretty easy and quick.
I just made this and it was life changing
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This is absolute horseshit.
I got no dog in the fight but “sorry you hit your home run ball too far and too high” can’t be a reason it’s not a home run… that’s INSANE!!
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codytriesstuff retweeted
PSA: please season your frozen pizzas
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I have made mayo dozens of times, as I run a food page for my whole ass career. The point is im not going to test a grilled cheese with homemade mayo or homemade butter when 99.9% of people wont be using those things. My page isnt to flex my culinary nuts - it’s to talk to regular people.
Mayo takes like 2 minutes to make 🤷
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🏌🏽‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️
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Me after 6 Miller High Lifes.
That was "Panama", by Van Halen. Next up is "Panama", by Van Halen.
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I blind tested mayo vs butter toasted grilled cheese
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Activision is largely ass - but 343 has been letting halo slowly bleed out for years. This feels better.
The next Halo game will be made by Activision. Halo Studios is suffering significant layoffs today.
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Well above average turkey sandwich, thrown together with shit in the fridge
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Found out today happy hour is illegal in Massachusetts. Fuckin wild. Founding fathers would be disgusted by us.
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Been getting real into wedge salads. This one was good.
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For whatever desperate soul needs to hear: Hydrangea root is an amazing natural remedy for kidney/bladder issues. I had kidney stones for a few weeks and nothing worked till somebody recommended it through DMs. Have heard Chancapiedra is great for larger stones also.
Starting to worry about my bladder. Been waking up at 4 AM on the dot every morning needing to piss. Sometimes two separate wake ups. Is this normal for a 33 year old man? Am I just getting old? Is this the rest of my life? I can piss with the best of em but come on man
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A woman received an automated $70 delivery of prescription dog food on her front porch. Her dog had died three days earlier. Grieving and overwhelmed, she called Chewy customer support asking if she could ship the unopened bag back for a refund. Most ecommerce companies would generate an RMA slip, deduct shipping fees, and tell her to carry the 30-pound bag to a drop-off depot.The Chewy support agent refunded the entire $70 charge while they were still talking on the phone. Then she gently asked her to donate the unopened bag to a local animal rescue instead of returning it. The woman felt relieved and thanked the rep before hanging up. Two days later, the doorbell rang.Standing outside was a local florist holding a bouquet of fresh flowers with a handwritten card signed by the Chewy agent offering condolences for her dog. Chewy sends over 10,000 handwritten cards and custom floral deliveries every single year to grieving pet owners. Spreadsheet purists would cut that budget line immediately. That quiet line item is the exact reason customers stay with them for life.I owned restaurants for a decade. Learning about this type of service was one of the most important lessons I took with me. Treating people with genuine empathy during difficult moments builds relationships no marketing budget can replicate. P.S. Chewy empowers reps to send full refunds, donation requests, and flowers to grieving pet parents. P.P.S. This post is educational content based on real events to share customer service lessons.
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How I make an omelette
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Used to drive this road a lot. Can confidently say fuck these cyclists.
This driver had enough of cyclists blocking all lanes in Key Biscayne, Miami And yes, this happens every single weekend..
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I drank 13 beers and ate a handful of gummies and smoked 4 spliffs and made chicken taquitos
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In your opinion - is this too much cream cheese, too little, or just right?
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Whats your take?
70% Too much
2% Too little
27% Just right
368 votes • Final results
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Olive focaccia sandwiches for my golf round
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