don’t listen to me I’m retarded

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Teaming up with Shopify to make shopping and checkout easier in Muse. Shoppers find more. Shops sell more. More partnerships like this coming soon.
We are excited to announce we are partnering deeply with Muse to enable agentic checkout with Shop Pay on all Shopify stores, offering people an easy and delightful way to shop and check out with Muse.
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For all of the financially illiterate MSTR holders out there (the majority), be aware that basic mNAV is still far below 1.0 and so the company remains unable to issue new shares and buy BTC in a way that increases BPS. YTD BTC yield is -3.6%. They can still finance BTC purchases, but only at junk bond yield levels using prefs like STRC-- which tells you something about how the market is pricing risk here. Saylor simps will not understand a word of this and will push back with random meaningless slogans
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Is bitcoin:native breaking through this time or getting rejected again?
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lil retard retweeted
Is bitcoin:native breaking through this time or getting rejected again?
64% Breaking through
36% Rejected
81 votes • Final results
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Bitcoin a lil pumpy
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Pay cash, problem solved.
BREAKING: The average interest rate on a 30-year mortgage in the US is now 7.24%, per Mortgage News Daily.
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BREAKING: President Trump declares “If I had known the market was going to rally like this after a rate hike, I would have kept Powell in there.”
Community note
There are no reports that President Trump made this statement. Following the Federal Reserve's interest rate increase he called for lower rates on Truth Social without referencing Powell. reuters.com/commentary/reu… apnews.com/article/federa… bloomberg.com/news/articles/…
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Winning
JUST IN: Merriam-Webster officially adds "looksmaxxing," "meme coin," and "vibe coding" to its online dictionary.
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lil retard retweeted
College-educated workers ages 22 to 34 are experiencing one of their worst periods of unemployment in the past 20 years, per WSJ.
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New all time highs
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Remember to double down on your winners not your losers If you had a terrible player on your sports team you wouldn’t keep playing him or adding worse players, you cut your losses and replace with winners Stay retarded
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lil retard retweeted
wait… how has nobody told me about these one piece cards? which set is this and when do we start ripping? i can see why there’s a growing collector base now
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BREAKING: 🇺🇸 Federal Reserve raises interest rates by 25bps.
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Instinct is in talks to raise about $1 billion at a roughly $10 billion valuation, less than a month after raising $250 million at a $2.25 billion pre-money valuation. The 23-year-old founder Noah Shinn is building a personal AI agent that can operate software and complete tasks like answering emails, negotiating bills and booking reservations. Instinct now has more than 100,000 users and has already run into compute capacity constraints as demand grows. Its valuation has gone from roughly $50 million in the spring to $10 billion under discussion today. Source: The Information
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Hey @grok explain to me why this is a big deal like I’m absolutely retarded.
After co-inventing ChatGPT, I kept asking myself: why have superhuman chat models not led to AGI? I’ve spent the last 2 years in stealth building a new way to train models (RLCD), and a new type of frontier AI model that we are releasing today: Jev • 20-200x faster • 40-400x cheaper (w/ output tokens free) • Frontier composable intelligence optimized for decisions AFAICT the shortest path to AI-based economic revolution
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Get your diapers ready for tomorrow
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when i jack off they call it a stroke of genius
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Shaving my balls before a job interview just in case
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