By this logic, anyone receiving Social Security, Medicare, farm subsidies, tax credits, or government contracts should lose their vote too. Somehow “voting for your own financial interests” is only sinister when poor people do it.

🚨 North Dakota senators killed a bill providing free breakfast and lunch to every K–12 student. Republican Sen. Janne Myrdal said the free meals “advance us towards socialism.”

Trump claims he was basically lifted out of the rubble on 9/11: "Two fireman, big strong guys, they grabbed me under the arms -- 'got to get our of here!' -- and they literally lifted me up, and they started running with me."

New exclusive: In his 25 years as an OBGYN, Sen. Roger Marshall of Kansas repeatedly sued patients for outstanding medical debt. At least 81 were arrested during their court proceedings. Some had debt from c-sections; others from miscarriages.

Bash: "How are you preparing for the next pandemic? That's part of your job now." RFK Jr.: "We did almost everything wrong." Bash: "But what about now?" RFK Jr.: "We need to protect our constitutional rights." Bash: "What does that mean?" RFK Jr.: "During COVID, we dismantled our rights completely." Bash: "But I'm asking what should be done during a public health crisis." RFK Jr.: "You were part of the problem." Bash: "Do you want to sit here and attack me?" Whut? 😛

Following their Emmy win for Outstanding Animated Program, South Park is making a big change. Creators Trey Parker & Matt Stone announce: “Inspired by the bravery and patriotism of Apple and Google, we are changing the name of South Park to SOUTH AMERICA. We especially want to thank our parent company Paramount -- a Skydance Capitulation.” The 29th Season of the award-winning series will premiere Wednesday, September 16th, at 10pm ET/PT on Comedy Central. New episodes will be available to stream on Paramount+ around the world, with next-day availability in the U.S., Canada and Australia.