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How do you know I wrote it?
Here’s how…
Look for a cuss word in it.
Pretty sure you’d find at least one. 😂
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Went for this job interview at a club one time like that.
They said they needed just PROs as other positions were already filled.
I was hopeful cos that was the position I initially went for.
I mean I’d get the job and whatnot.
And then we were directed to a room…
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The number of people you brought and their total purchase amount.
Long story short, I got the contact of one of the guys.
He took the job.
He started posting on his WhatsApp status, advertising the club.
This guy literally post things like…
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Silence is the best answer for a fool. True.
But no be for when you go later go dey reason the talk for house.
Talk your own back guyyyy. 😂
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Have mutuals keh?
Me way lazy.
I no fit remember to go engage their posts I swear. 😂
Omoh just dey. If you see my post on your feed and you like am, engage.
If pass like that, Omoh, I no sabi o.
😆
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Another big scam…
I don’t have the time.
Bro, until the day you die, you have time.
You just don’t have the balls to do it.
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I work in a hotel and boy the way people mess hotel rooms up is crazy.
Mostly the girls.
One time I saw blood stains on the sheets, the other time I saw poop in the toilet, unflushed.
And today the room smells freaking bad, and there are liters everywhere.
Why? 🤦♀️🤦♀️
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Sometimes I’m really glad I didn’t use voice notes in some serious conversations.
Because if I took time to explain myself and you still say I’m lying?
I’d really shit myself. 😂😩
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Sometimes you don’t gotta communicate how you feel.
Just simply remove yourself.
Cos those fuckers are old enough to know what disrespect is, so if they keep doing it, they don’t need you to tell them.
Remove yourself.
Most times.
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Men when they see a fine girl…
“That girl fine die, gimme na.”
Okay man, send your address, I’ll box her up and have her delivered to your door step.
Little shit. 😂
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The joy of starting something and seeing results.
Keeps you pumped and motivated to keep going.
Those quiet moments are really the harshest bitch of all things good.
Fuck!
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If I even start keeping a diary, and I genuinely write down all my thoughts in there, by all means, you don’t wanna read it.
Bro, you’d literally discover things guyyyy. 😩😩
I won’t tell you nun, but I’ma tell them to my diary.
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I hate when I don’t have change in my OPay like 200, 500, etc.
Cos how I want take buy card now? 🤦♀️
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With this constant stomach ache, how i want take get flat tummy guyyy?
Shay make I dey do abs workout join this stomach ulcer ni?
Tf!
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