bruise magnet 🃏 universal daughter

it/she chicago
girl and room
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its my job to test the real-life chuck norris happy wheels drop but i cant get past justin bieber tier so theyre putting me down
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my genius new idea. would you wear this?
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fine ill do the drugs i dont CARE anymore
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dinner with the mrs 🫶
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yonepatchi???? TCB??????????
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DJ mind bend would be so fire
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wasp infestation at my place of work
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do it stretch
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getting made fun of for having small tits is more gender affirming than maybe any compliment ive ever received
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jane ester 🔜 louisville retweeted
currently moving and having to rely on a LOT of people for a LOT of very necessary stuff and every single one of them are exactly like this
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as you can see, i am very professional
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how am i just finding out about the nagano pokemon go stickers
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just hit a bicyclist blocking the turn lane at 45 mph
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first ever deadbeat son ??
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i swear to god this picture moved
just watched some guy on my bus pull out his phone onto the calculator app, punch in a bunch of numbers (like 10 digits) and then hit this pose before promptly putting his phone away and falling asleep.
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oomf.. i love you oomf.. thank you for sending me these oomf.. you can have my heart oomf..
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scared of going to the dentist cause what if i get a b*ner ☹️
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when you’re outside with a friend
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