I'm running my race with all the seriousness and dedication it deserves, because at the end, if I fail, the blame rests on no one shoulders but mine....

“Person wey nor get car” but una don dey teach hin babe how to drive. Eyin omo yahoo yii sha.

So, according to the Monetary Policy Committee, those of us holding Treasury Bills, bonds, commercial papers, fixed deposits and the likes that have been giving us 18% and above are apparently about to enter the era of lower returns. Mhen! 😭 Abeg, make una allow men enjoy this update to the fullest before the rates start coming down na

Paxful( btc p2p) days. Omo! How times flies indeed oooo

gimmick full covenant hand ehn 😭

If you’re already in your mid-20s/late 20s and your mum suddenly tells you she went to see her pastor, and the pastor “prophesied” that if you ever get a girl pregnant, you must not abort it. lol! That’s disguised announcement(big scam) Your mum is tryna welcome her future grandchild into the family without having to say, “My son, I’m ready to become a grandmother, since you ain’t ready”

You fit ask me for 1k when I get 100k, make I nor give you. And I still fit give you 1,500 even when na just 2k I get.

What to you all, actually defines a woman enduring hardship with a man?

Na u say you want independent babe, now your babe wan go deliver perfume interstate. U dey vex!!!!

Make 40yrs old man dey struggle to buy 2004 Corolla. Omooooooo! What a country?

If ashawo nor hungry you to do, abeg, leave the profession for those who are truly committed to it. Because what exactly is day-break na 2 rounds?

Living below ones’ means isn’t realistic.

ChatGPT just dey give all these girls delusional-lifestyle.

Ever since I migrated into the world of stocks and shares, I swear I’ve reached that dangerous stage where I can recognize almost every company by name, relevant or completely irrelevant. 😂

So, yeah, a friend of mine called me this evening asking me for money, and I told him I wouldn’t be able to help him, not because I don’t care, but because I had warned him long before now. Earlier this year, dude crossed his first 100million naira. Instead of preserving a good portion of that money and strengthening the business that produced it, he bought a car worth about 70million naira and started a building project, which he eventually had to abandon because the money was no longer enough. I actually advised him against that decision. I told him he should have put at least 50% of the money back into his business and allowed the money to keep working for him. But then again, people will always do what they have already made up their minds to do. Now, things have turned around. He has been given a quit notice on the farmland he rents for his oil-palm business( yeah! We are both involved in the oil-palm farming), and suddenly, the money he thought was abundant has become difficult to find. He is now running from pillar to post, looking for a way to raise capital. So, yeah, I advised him to either sell the car or the abandoned house project and redirect whatever money he could recover back into the business, cuz that would be the first alternative that would cross my mind if I were in his shoes. Lol. I’ve lost count of how many times I’ve had to part with my landed properties just to keep my business afloat. But dude said there was no way he could sell or downgrade his big-boy car. According to him, that is the very car he uses to maintain the big-boy image around Lagos. Either way, there is no circumstance under which I would lend him 50million naira.

If your money market fund is currently giving you a 15–18% return, enjoy the harvest while it lasts.

Since it is not advisable for our tanker to move during the day, especially to avoid disrupting the movement of smaller vehicles, cars, and buses on the road, we have concluded that the evening and night hours are the most suitable for transporting the product and making our deliveries. Thank you for your understanding and cooperation. Co-investor, Dangote Refinery

I still find it hard to believe that I now give my kid 1k naira every single day to take to school. By the time the session ends, that is roughly 365k naira spent on just daily school allowance. And then I remember my own childhood, when 50 naira from my mum was enough to carry me through a school day. Mehn, the times have truly changed. What once felt like money now barely feels like anything. At this point, all I can say is, Tinubu must go ooo. 😭

Lagos landlords and agents can be a special kind of comedy. You build a house with rooms arranged like slices of bread, then turn around and advertise: “Mini flat available for slim people for 2.5 million naira.” For slim people?😂 So, rent is now determined not only by your pocket, but by your body size? Lagos housing market, you will not finish me. 😭

At the end of the day, children are essentially parasites. Because tell me why would I pour years, money, sacrifice, and endless investment into raising a human being, only to receive absolutely no return on my investment? 😂

Very quickly yea! Can Mr. Aliko Dangote kindly consider issuing Dangote Refinery shareholders some form of shareholder ID card or certificate that we can proudly present to the police as proof that we are, at least in some little way, co-owners of the refinery? I mean, It would save us from unnecessary police harassment and, perhaps more importantly, prevent them from looking at us as mere jobless youths wandering the streets with nothing to our names. I would be most grateful if @AlikoDangote could kindly look into this.