โ she/they lesbian โ 30s โ audhd โ mdni โ โ just another blitzรธ โ€œmiserable fuckboyโ€ buckzo โ (ห˜ฮตห˜หถ ) @impblitzkit โค๏ธŽ

wrote a little something. damn, blitzรธ and stolas sure know how to ring in the new year. archiveofourown.org/works/61โ€ฆ
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Ppl be like โ€œomg the full moon deal was so bad and exploitativeโ€ but Stolas literally just fell in love with the stripper and the stripper loved him back. The stripping was simply an excuse to get together.
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Why cant they be norlmal aflkldsjkhfd?? #Stolitz #HelluvaBoss
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blitz was trying to communicate "i love you and want to emotionally connect with you and am trying everything in my power to prove to you that you're both cared for and wanted by me" but stolas heard "please please please PLEASE flirt with me sleep with me be my boyfriend PLEASE"
they'll kill you for attempting to explain how miscommunication is the nucleus of 3a stolitz even though miscommunication has been the pairing's entire Thing since day 0
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stolas thought he communicated "remember how we agreed to move on? well, heads-up, i'm going on a potential date with an old friend" and blitz, from stolas' pov, replied, "i am okay with this, proving to you that i'm staying true to my word about moving on and remaining friends"
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you're free to be frustrated and angry with how they've moved before and after miscommunicating these things, ESPECIALLY on stolas' part, but this is what i think the narrative has been putting down.
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๐“„‹ covet ๐“„‹ retweeted
#Blitzรธ ๐ŸŽƒ
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it's a shame how glaringly obvious that your entire purpose is to give stolas his seemingly Perfect Match so that stolas' journey to ultimately being with blitz feels more complete for the both of them because you're quite cute and endearing to me vassago
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for blitz, it's knowing stolas had someone seemingly perfect for him, someone who could offer him everything blitz thinks he can't and more, and still chose him. whether you agree with that type of trope or not, it's the confirmation that could finally leave no room for doubt.
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sucks that vassago was made solely for that but, yknow, at least he's cute while doing it.
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they'll kill you for attempting to explain how miscommunication is the nucleus of 3a stolitz even though miscommunication has been the pairing's entire Thing since day 0
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๐“„‹ covet ๐“„‹ retweeted
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THIS. I think Stolas wasnโ€™t clear enough to Blitzรธ (so the audience also didnโ€™t understood), and that became a problem. Stolas thought he said no. Blitzรธ thought he said โ€œlaterโ€.
The conversation in episode 4 wasn't about the promise of a relationship "Not losing each other" means remaining in other person's life, not necessarily dating, it can be as friends, sometimes even only acquaintances with distance They went for friends Stolas dates another person
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with season 3a it's clearer now than ever that, in order to thoroughly enjoy this show, you need to be able to recognize and accept where both stolas and blitz are doing wrong. not only unto others, but to themselves individually.
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any time there is a discussion of "blitz needs to learn to xyz" or "stolas needs to learn to xyz", people take it personally despite the reality being that BOTH are true and coexist as necessary.
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i loved the last two episodes of 3a. i love the nuance. i love the mess. iโ€™d tweak some things, sure, but overall iโ€™m having a great time on this queer rollercoaster ride.
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๐ŸงตI've been trying to make sense of why things went the way it did for Blitz during this first part of the season and my conclusion is: the lizard had to go through Hell so he finally understand that he also deserves to be happy. 1/27
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I don't fully understand what some people want from Stolas' reaction here. Blitz is at his worst state ever mentally here, but, he hasn't let Stolas into any of that, yet. He's not aware of the drama with his sister, his mother, hell even Fizz. To Stolas, Blitz kinda has a lot -
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