"you tweet too much" ok would you tell leonardo dicaprio he painted too much?
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this happened to me btw
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Replying to @credenzaclear2
U deontologist wussies wouldn’t even shoot😭😭violating your moral duty
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i need to make a rustic stew about this nor’easter
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moral arbiter? i hardly know er
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strange girls
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the way they don’t make mcdonald’s toys like this anymore
Impossible to describe the impression—endless devices inside a noir suit, the talking car, a villain named Mr. Claw—that bad film made on my kindergarten brain, and my jealousy at my cousin who accrued all the MacDonald's toys. All that I remember of 1999 besides the MTV awards.
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do you guys remember BIONICLE
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purchasing machievelli's the prince but not like That
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this diva in the background of like 2 scenes in mulholland drive gives me gender envy
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The #LookBook goes to the first day of preschool, where the city’s universal-2K program’s inaugural class joined Friends of Crown Heights Educational Center: nymag.visitlink.me/ABpw8P
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north & south was so romantic
these reflect my personal taste and nostalgia and nothing else
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these reflect my personal taste and nostalgia and nothing else
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jenny holzer, truisms
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he glided into the room billionairely, scanning the post-economic crowd with barely concealed disdain
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the utter contempt i see on here on the reg for middle class suburban aesthetics… i don’t love the suburbs either but i emerged from them.. something to look into
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I had a really nice time last night, I think we had great chemistry! sorry I cast myself prostrate like a wretched hound at your feet, confessed my numerous self-perceived faults, and wept like a mewling babe. Want to get drinks on Thursday
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and I got called the “Dolly Parton of Joyce Carol Oates” 😭
Also got called "the Shirley MacLaine of Agnes Callards" so today's a very good day for comparisons
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reading the wikipedia on metamorphosis
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it’s my dads birthday today i love him so much
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you only like my tweets because you think i’m right
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