• criminal defense attorney, @tenderatl board member, @mustache_fatwa stan account + milf • no ai for me, thx -i’d rather be left behind
Atlanta, GA
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Last night Will found the screenshot he took (presumably to send to his friends) from my Tinder profile and I just checked and I did the same thing.
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Another successful board meeting! Big, beautiful things coming to @tenderatl, stay tuned!!!
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I love when people are like “my pencils are color coded because I have OCD” whereas I am FULLY convinced that a series of inconveniences is the universe telling me I made a huge mistake and will suffer a terrible death because of it.
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croptopsandcourtrooms retweeted
a lot of you on here really need therapy & I don’t mean that as an insult. I mean it as an observation based on your interactions with complete strangers. you’re not well & extremely unhealed
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There is a line as an attorney where you can talk about rape from the context of elements of the offense without crossing over into misogyny. I fear many do not know where that line is. And it says a lot. I won’t say about what, but you all know.
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If I told you the misfortune that fell upon me today, you simply wouldn’t believe me. Instead I will hold back tears until 9pm when I get my child to sleep.
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If you see me over here gaining weight, yes you did. It’s because I deal with bad days at work by treating myself and let me tell ya, there’s been a lot of bad work days lately. Like, all of them.
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Yesterday at this anniversary party, I was telling someone how much I liked the dinner rolls and that I thought I might get a second. Less than a minute later, I turned around and Will was walking back with a roll for me. That’s really all it takes, fellas.
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Sometimes when I can’t sleep @temalone has a TikTok round up in her stories and it’s like having a bottle.
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Idc if I have seen 62,000 of them. I will watch every video of someone making refried beans that comes on my feed.
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Today we went to celebrate 50 years of marriage for Will’s aunt and uncle. It was perfectly inspiring. I’m not sure I’ve got 46 years left in my tank. But if I do, I’m looking forward to spending them with Will.
And a moment for the dress.
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Everyone doing the 9 Albums thing but yall don’t need to see mine. You already know I am insufferable.
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