Ex-lawyer, now living the dream as a content creator @xCryptoParadise and Head of Growth @PoolzPad
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Follow @xCryptoParadise for those low cap gems with q
100x potential!
Most things in crypto are a scam, but when you find a hard working low cap gem like:
@BagOnchain $BAG
@xCryptoParadise $SEAL
@CashCats_LLC $CASHCATSLLC
And countless other legit low cap gems
Then you buy in low, and you hodl for 10x
Not all will be winners, but a few 10x's is all you need and your life is changed
See you on the beach
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Crypto Amaru retweeted
Let’s get one fucking thing straight.
Our official partners are the lovely bastards over at SEAL, @xCryptoParadise on X.
And these guys are about to unleash SEALSTRIKE, a group trading fund being run by some of the sharpest traders, deepest-connected operators, and most ruthless alpha hunters in the fucking game.
I’ve personally hit multiple 10–20X plays from their alpha.
I’ve got the receipts.
Now here’s where it gets interesting.
To access SEAL DAO and the alpha they’re constantly dropping, you need to hold 200K SEAL.
“Okay… so fucking what?”
WE SHOULD CARE. A LOT.
Because BAG is one of a very small number of small-cap projects explicitly supported by SEAL in their Conviction Plays channel.
Let that sink the fuck in.
SEALSTRIKE ISN’T EVEN LIVE YET.
And SEAL is already breaking out of consolidation and knocking on the door of a potentially massive move.
Why?
Because people want access.
And who the fuck wouldn’t?
You’re talking about an exclusive DAO attracting people willing to put serious money on the table for access to information, relationships, early opportunities and — most importantly — ALPHA.
Now use your fucking brain.
When you attract higher-net-worth traders…
When you attract serious capital…
When you attract people actively hunting for the next asymmetric opportunity…
WHAT DO YOU THINK THEY WANT TO FIND?
Early plays.
Strong communities.
Connected teams.
Projects with conviction behind them.
And sitting right in the middle of that fucking ecosystem?
BAG.
We’re not standing outside the club begging to get in.
WE’RE ALREADY ON THE FUCKING GUEST LIST.
SEAL is building something designed to attract smart money.
BAG is positioned directly inside that network.
That doesn’t guarantee shit.
But it gives us an opportunity that most small caps would kill for.
So stop sitting around refreshing the chart.
Stop waiting for someone else to make you rich.
GET OUT THERE.
Get your 1%.
Build your position.
Work your fucking BAG.
THE MARKET DOESN’T REWARD SPECTATORS.
LET’S FUCKING GO. 🐺💰
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When @BlackRock and @realDonaldTrump and the rest of Wall Street are all in on crypto
It is not time to sell
It is time to buy
Violent repricing on $ETH is coming soon
There's some idiot in his mom's basement selling $ETH at $2700
Thinking he's outsmarting an army of quants and analysts at $15 trillion dollar asset manager @BlackRock
We love taking contrarian bets, but sometimes it's better to just follow the wealthiest most powerful people on the planet
And they are telling you $ETH is going much much higher
See you on the beach
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Investing is all about probabilities
Right now the probability is we continue grinding higher with periodic dips and consolidations rather than we crash another 40 percent
Sorry bears, but the market crash already happened
Time to accept this and start bidding up your favorite crypto assets
Which are all still undervalued
See you on the beach
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Crypto Amaru retweeted
Join today's spaces to find out why @PoolzPad is poised to big a big winner on Robinhood Chain this cycle and beyond:
1. Although the $POOLZ token and core tech is migrating to RHC, @PoolzPad is remaining multichain b/c it can launch projects on any chain
2. It is not becoming a meme coin launcher. Projects going on Poolz Pad are actual companies with real teams, products, token utility, with priority given to projects with low FDVs and fully unlocked tokens at TGE.
3. The $POOLZ token is highly deflationary. You get into IDOs by trading it, not staking it. Each trade results in an auto buy and burn. And top traders are also paid a portion of those fees to incentivize more trading and buy and burns.
4. The presale FDV is low $400,000 and investors get 100% of their tokens at TGE.
5. $POOLZ will be paired with blue chip assets across RHC, where price arbitrage creates more trading opportunities.
6. The new Poolz Pad team has a demonstrated history of success in Web3 and are highly motivated to grow the project and token.
7. Poolz Pad has a strong brand and community going back to 2020, and they have embraced this migration to RHC.
See you on the spaces!
🎙 Join us for the next X Space with @PoolzPad, @xCryptoParadise, @crypto_amaru, @CryptoHitmann and @vybesfun, where the discussion topic will be:
Poolz Private Sale & Upcoming Launch: Everything You Need to Know
What’s coming next for Poolz and what should the community expect beyond the launch?
We’ll dive into the Private Sale, the upcoming launch, upcoming projects, and what Poolz is building for the next 12 months.
Bring your questions. This is your chance to hear directly from the team and join the conversation. 🔥
🗓 Thursday, September 24
⏰ 4:00 PM UTC
Set a reminder and join the discussion!
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Join today's spaces to find out why $POOLZ 2.0 will be a huge success on Robinhood Chain this cycle and beyond:
1. Even tho the token and core tech is migrating to RHC, @PoolzPad is remaining multichain in that it can handle launching projects on any chain
2. It is not becoming a meme coin launcher. Projects going on Poolz 2.0 are actual companies with real teams, products, token utility etc. However, we are only accepting projects with low FDVs and full unlocks of tokens at TGE. No more long vesting BS that rekts investors
3. The $POOLZ token is highly deflationary. You get into IDOs by trading it, not staking it. Each trade results in a buy and burn. And top traders are also paid a portion of those fees to keep to volume flowing
4. The FDV at launch and in this presale is a mere $400,000 and investors get 100% of their tokens at TGE.
5. And much more bullish news to be revealed during this spaces!
🎙 Join us for the next X Space with @PoolzPad, @xCryptoParadise, @crypto_amaru, @CryptoHitmann and @vybesfun, where the discussion topic will be:
Poolz Private Sale & Upcoming Launch: Everything You Need to Know
What’s coming next for Poolz and what should the community expect beyond the launch?
We’ll dive into the Private Sale, the upcoming launch, upcoming projects, and what Poolz is building for the next 12 months.
Bring your questions. This is your chance to hear directly from the team and join the conversation. 🔥
🗓 Thursday, September 24
⏰ 4:00 PM UTC
Set a reminder and join the discussion!
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Crypto Amaru retweeted
Ep. 248: The Altcoin Signal YOU Dont Want to Miss + AI Agents Pushing $ETH to $10K? nitter.net/i/broadcasts/1RKZzBeYk…
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Holders will win this bull run
Weak hands will cry
Same story every bull
Just watched a wallet buy into one of our conviction plays - @robinhoodBAG - while $BAG was around $50k mcap
Held for 3 days, then sold at a $500 loss
This is NOT how it is done
When you find an ultra low cap with:
experienced team
strong narrative
solid roadmap
daily activity
AND you are among the first holders of it, then you need to HODL as the word spreads and the holder count and mcap grow over time
For $BAG to do a 10x, we are talking about it hitting a measly $300k mcap, while you're getting paid passive income in shares of @Snowflake
If you can't hold a coin for more than 3 days, then you shouldnt have bought it to begin with
See you on the beach
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Tom Lee should never be doubted.
One of the all time bulls
Bet you they up the ante and announce they are gonna accumulate 10 percent of the $ETH supply!
We asked @BitMNR Chairman Tom Lee about upping his target to own 10% of all $ETH ahead of his @kbwofficial keynote next week:
Q: Does the Alchemy of 5% become the Alchemy of 10%?
A: "You'll definitely want to stay tuned" 👀
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Glad I continued to hold my conviction plays that we talk about in the $SEAL DAO!
Ep. 246: THIS is Why Crypto is Pumping and Making Sure You are Positioned Now! nitter.net/i/broadcasts/1RKZzBeeE…
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Up only season fam
Time to re learn how to hodl
Ep. 245: Find out Why the Bear Market is Over + Low Cap Conviction Plays with 10x potential! nitter.net/i/broadcasts/1MKgNbqlz…
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Up only season fam
Time to re-learn how to hold
Ep. 245: Find out Why the Bear Market is Over + Low Cap Conviction Plays with 10x potential! nitter.net/i/broadcasts/1MKgNbqlz…
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Auto buy and burns based on trading volume. This is the way
Why are we so excited about $POOLZ 2.0? 🔥
No more old staking system. Now, trading is the center of everything.
The idea is simple:
The more people trade, the more $POOLZ gets bought back and burned.
Here’s how it works 👇
1️⃣ Trade to get presale access
Trading $POOLZ gives you access to Poolz Pad presales.
Projects are selected and checked by the Poolz team.
The focus is on real projects. Not launching endless meme projects.
2️⃣ Trade and earn stablecoins
Active traders can receive stablecoins directly in their wallets.
1/3 of all hook fees will go back to the most active traders.
It happens automatically.
No claiming. No extra steps.
3️⃣ Extra $POOLZ rewards
4% of the total $POOLZ supply is set aside for top traders.
These rewards will be distributed during the first 8 months after launch.
And there’s more. Trading also creates automatic $POOLZ buybacks and burns. 🔥
Our internal targets look like this:
📊 $50K daily volume → ~ $5K/month in buybacks & burns
📊 $100K daily volume → ~ $10K/month
📊 $500K daily volume → ~ $50K/month
📊 $1M daily volume → ~ $100K/month
📊 $10M daily volume → ~ $1M/month
📊 $100M daily volume → ~ $10M/month
These are targets, not guarantees.
Poolz Pad will also have a small $100K presale.
The funds will help with further development and add more $POOLZ liquidity across several RHC pairs.
More liquidity can mean more trading.
More trading can mean more burns and more rewards.
That’s the idea behind $POOLZ 2.0:
Trade. Get presale access. Earn rewards. Burn $POOLZ. 🔥
Presale access is coming soon. Poolz Council, OG Poolz community members and selected KOL partners will get access first.
After that, access will open further — if there’s still room.
Read the full article: poolzpad.medium.com/a-first-…
More soon.
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Wouldn't be surprised @robinhoodBAG ends up as a 100x call for the $SEAL DAO.
That would mean it hit a $1.4m mcap while paying out passive income.
$1.4m mcap peanuts for a really solid meme on RHC especially if we are about to enter the next bull run
Another Conviction Play call made in the Crypto Paradise $SEAL DAO: @robinhoodBAG
Called $Bag last night following its initial sell-off — and already up over 100%.
$Bag is a hilarious meme coin on RHC with a unique concept: holders can earn exposure to $SNOW, the tokenized version of Snowflake, a major software and data company, based on their holdings and token volume.
The part that really caught our attention is the team's execution:
• 🏦 Treasury / market-making strategies
• 🎁 Holder incentives & $SNOW giveaways
• 🐺 Aggressive, viral Wolf of Wall Street marketing
• 📈 Community growth & constant content
• 🤝 Potential collaborations, games & attention-grabbing campaigns
There’s also strong alignment with $SEAL. One of our DAO members, @benjthereal, is part of the $Bag team, and another $Bag contributor joined the DAO as well.
This is VERY early. Any micro cap could fail. Size accordingly, have a plan, and always do your own research. Nothing on Crypto Paradise is financial advice.
But we believe that $Bag will stay on its roadmap, keep shipping, and continue creating attention with its viral potential and could do big numbers this bull run, all while holders earn that sweet $SNOW
And this is exactly why it pays to hold 200,000 $SEAL and be a DAO member.
You don't just get a real community.
You get access to the Conviction Plays we're identifying and supporting together.
See you in Paradise, $Bag
X: @robinhoodBAG
Website: robinhoodbag.com
CA: 0x9Dabf5971A3C8c468e7AAF11C10Ce331f8c51c72
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Crypto Amaru retweeted
HUGE from @PoolzPad!
New website looks fantastic
$POOLZ 2.0 utility is designed to drive auto buy and burns and reward traders in stable coins
And it offers a revolutionary (and safer) new way to enter pre sales: trading instead of staking
And it's the only pad on RHC focused on quality projects, not another meme coin launcher
See all $POOLZ community members on the beach!
We're excited to introduce the new Poolz platform: poolzpad.com
Poolz 2.0 is here and it's just the beginning.
$POOLZ is the key to everything happening on the pad.
Two ways to put it to work — no staking required:
📈 Trade it — every swap feeds constant buyback-and-burn, tightening supply over time and provides greater access to presales.
💎 Hold it — another way to secure allocations, and a shot at capturing long term ecosystem growth.
The more you trade, the higher your presale allocation and the bigger your passive income payouts from our built-in incentive system.
And accessing presales is about to get far easier and more streamlined than anything Poolz has offered before.
While $POOLZ is launching on Robinhood Chain, the pad itself is multichain. With our new dev team behind the build, expect new features and products rolling out to keep expanding what $POOLZ can do.
Trade $POOLZ. Earn allocations. Get rewarded.
More soon.
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Ready for my $SEAL monthly airdrop!
$SEAL Buyback & Airdrop #2 — Incoming This Friday
Month 2 is here! Over 800,000 $SEAL bought back from the open market is being airdropped to DAO members this Friday
🔒 Eligibility: hold 200,000+ $SEAL
📸 Snapshot: Friday, 4pm UTC
💸 Airdrop: Friday, 5pm UTC
The more you hold, the bigger your share
Real buybacks, real rewards, every month
It pays to be a DAO member
200,000 gets you a seat at the table before Friday's snapshot
See you on the beach!
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New entrants to crypto dont remember this 90% drop of ethereum:native , but it was painful to say the least
It also reminds us that ethereum:native can and will explode to the upside when its ready
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$POOLZ becoming deflationary on RHC. Bullish
$POOLZ is coming back with a completely new model, but on Robinhood Chain ( @RobinhoodCrypto ).
Forget staking, lockups and complicated systems. The new $POOLZ is all about trading and holding.
Every time someone buys or sells $POOLZ, part of the trading fees will be used to buy back $POOLZ from the market and burn it.
More trading means more buybacks.
More buybacks mean more $POOLZ burned.
Simple. 🔥
And it doesn’t stop there.
Active traders will also be rewarded. Both buys AND sells will count and the most consistent traders will be able to receive part of the fees generated by trading.
Holding matters too.
Both trading and holding $POOLZ will help you earn allocations for upcoming Poolz Pad presales with extra weight given to active traders because volume is what keeps the whole system moving.
More mechanics for traders and holders will be revealed soon. 👀
Poolz Launchpad is also staying true to what it does best.
This is NOT becoming another meme coin launcher.
The focus stays on quality projects with long-term potential, carefully selected and actively supported by the Poolz team.
$POOLZ will also have multiple trading pairs with top Robinhood Chain assets, from blue chips to promising microcaps, helping create more ways to trade and generate volume across the ecosystem.
The relaunch starts at an ultra-low FDV.
Trading creates volume.
Volume creates buybacks.
Buybacks create burns.
Holding and trading unlock opportunities.
The new $POOLZ is being built around one simple idea: the more active the ecosystem becomes, the stronger the token mechanics become.
And this is only the beginning.
More soon.
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Damn guess I need more $ETH
Even @fundstrat and @BitMNR are not bullish enough on $ETH
History tells you we will hit $25k $ETH the next bull run
See you on the beach
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Crypto Amaru retweeted
Ep. 245: Which Low Cap Gems Will Survive this Dip!? nitter.net/i/broadcasts/1RKZzBXAQ…
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