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Goodbye, baseball. Let’s do it again next year.
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Thank you for your support, @ewarren! I will always fight to make life more affordable for working families, and I’m proud to have Senator Warren in this fight with me. Election Day is only 5 days away. Turn in your ballot at the nearest drop box by 8 pm on November 3rd. Let’s do this, Oregon!
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Star earf women is an interesting name
Cobb County honors Native Americans by having an African American in tribal attire identify as being an "indigenous person" This could be a South Park skit
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I’m too old for these new sex toys
AMC Theaters $AMC just revealed what the special popcorn buckets are going to look like for Dune 3 - Variety
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Reggiefilms is doing wild shit for attention
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I feel like I remember watching this on Tbs
Greatest regular season home run of the 80s? It might be this one right here.
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I can smell the cat pee through the video
James Edward O’Keefe, 42, and Cam Higby, 26, both face felony charges of unlawful voting and identity theft. Polling places are the heart of our democracy. Any attempt to disrupt or deceive our election workers will not be tolerated. Watch: youtube.com/watch?v=c_oqgTcY…
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This war propaganda is too depressing Do better war propaganda abc
Ukrainian veteran Ruslan Knysh is just 20 years old. Still, he continues to defend his country after losing both arms and legs in a Russian drone attack. Today, he is training to become a drone pilot by using a customized chin controller to operate unmanned ground vehicles. abcnews.link/H2WKOYt
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RT @csim1977: The new madam Tussaud display is wild to me
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The developer own 70% of the homes and doesn’t pay any HOA. Meanwhile does this to the remaining. This should 100% be illegal Don’t buy an HOA property
🚨#BREAKING: Outrage is erupting in North Carolina after an HOA just DOUBLED monthly fees to **$2,500/MONTH** for homeowners who were paying just $158/month just five years ago... ...and the homeowners say the HOA board tried to charge homeowners $7,500/MONTH JUST IN HOA FEES!!!!!!! On Monday night, the board backed off $7,500... ...but voted to DOUBLE fees to $2,500 a month instead. Yes, $30,000 a year just to LIVE IN YOUR HOME THAT YOU BOUGHT. Nearly SIXTEEN TIMES what families were paying a few years ago. Families who bought what they thought were their forever homes are now being told to pay $30,000 a year in HOA fees, or GO INTO FORECLOSURE!!!!!! The neighborhood is Magnolia Cove in Sherrills Ford, Catawba County NC. Jill Menson and her husband bought their house believing it would be their LAST home and five years ago, their HOA fee was $158 a month. This summer it shot up to more than $1,200. Plus a $10,000 ASSESSMENT on top of that. On Monday night, the HOA board voted to raise fees AGAIN, from $1,250 to $2,500 a month. That’s nearly SIXTEEN TIMES what they paid five years ago. And the meeting? It was held over ZOOM. Menson says they’ll be forced out with nowhere to go, because no one will buy a house carrying fees like that. So they went to the state for help. The North Carolina Attorney General’s office told Channel 9 there are NO STATUTES limiting how much an HOA can charge. None. As long as the board follows its own documents, it can charge whatever it wants. In Jill Menson’s words: “Nobody is helping us.” THIS IS ABSOLUTELY ABSURD AND SHOULD BE ILLEGAL!!!!!!!!!!
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You can leave the ghetto But the ghetto doesn’t leave you
US wrestler DISQUALIFIED after poking Russian rival in the eye TWICE Yelizaveta Smirnova wanted to continue at the World Championships, but doctors ruled her out over the risk of complications
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You would be surprised how shitty most contractors are. Especially the quality of illegals Follow code? What’s that
Homebuilders fucking hate this guy because they build like shit now Hero
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Both party’s have done a horrible job for decades Make sure to keep voting for them though! Retards
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Cool shot
WORLD BASEBALL CLASSIC CHAMP ✅ WORLD SERIES CHAMP ✅ TAKE IT IN WILLIAM CONTRERAS, YOU'RE THE ULTIMATE WORLD CHAMPION TONIGHT!
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If the internet blackout happens before grand theft is released there will be riots
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Can you imagine being so retarded you trust the media and government after Covid
Adam Carolla tells The Atlantic to “F*CK OFF” and “EAT SH*T” for demanding you forgive the people who tried to destroy your life over a COVID shot. He shows their previous headlines on the screen, and it’s not pretty. CAROLLA: “Of course all the people who wanted everyone drawn and quartered for not getting vaccinated or wearing a mask want a f*cking amnesty.” “Suck my dick, f*ck off, Atlantic, and eat sh*t, because you guys all deserve whatever the f*ck you’re getting.” “BUT THE MAIN THING YOU’RE GETTING IS NO ONE’S GOING TO LISTEN TO YOU EVER AGAIN.” THE ATLANTIC THEN: “The Anti-Vaccine Right Brought Human Sacrifice to America” “Unvaccinated People Need to Bear the Burden” “Vaccine Refusers Don’t Get to Dictate Terms Anymore” “Some Americans No Longer Believe in the Common Good” THE ATLANTIC, YEARS LATER: “Let’s Declare a Pandemic Amnesty” “We need to forgive one another for what we did and said when we were in the dark about COVID.” First of all, forgiveness comes AFTER you apologize. Your headline should be “We’re sorry. We acted like monsters.” Not “we were in the dark about COVID” and didn’t know any better. You didn’t know any better because you CENSORED people like us. Screw off Atlantic. No Amnesty.
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Come on guys It’s for charity
Ticket prices for Game 6 of the WNBA Finals have plummeted The get-in price was $156 when the game was announced on Monday. Tickets are now going for as low as $23. That’s an 85% drop in just two days. (Ticket prices via @TickPick )
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“Whore yourself out for fame” is something I’m not going to tell my kids
Kim Kardashian recalls dad Robert Sr.’s last words before death trib.al/UWuZy3j
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Old man I have done a ton of work for has hammered me three times on my price. I am no longer going to answer his call when this job is done
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Remember when he campaigned on no new wars FAGA loves to be lied too
JUST IN - Trump says Iran war will end ‘whenever I want it to end’
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