dr. cucumber@cucumberPhD

I am getting my PhD in neuroscience

Joined December 2014
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(swishing cum around in my mouth) Low sperm count. Subtle notes of Sildenafil and minimal iron concentration. Persistent undertones of estradiol, likely breastfed until age 12. Must be...a 19.2 BMI white.
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Just analyzed my data and yep it's significant in the opposite way I had expected
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Throwing it all away for an email job God please let me throw it all away for an email job 馃檹馃徏馃檹馃徏馃檹馃徏馃檹馃徏馃檹馃徏馃檹馃徏
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Call me my veggie snacks the way I'm chopped and washed 馃榿
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Can someone tell me how to prevent my photos from turning into pixels when I upload them to twitter like is this a me problem am I doing something wrong
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Bringing uncle pussy to my job interview tomorrow
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draculiv@bpddestroyer
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it鈥檚 a fine helper I just wasn鈥檛 expecting it to be hamburger
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$60 NYC thrifted boots vs a cumulative 140 miles in Portugal and Spain. Last night a Scottish man in my hostel asked if I was homeless.
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Shoutout to the person who deleted their reply telling me to get Shoe Goo. On the off chance you see this literally thank you so gd much for the suggestion, saved my fave pair of boots
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Mom Got me this sweater
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Wonder how she's doing
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Someone heard we were getting gently scooped up and placed outside
dr. cucumber@cucumberPhD
Sep 24
No one loves god's creatures quite the same as myself
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Leave my apartment for 1 month and nature reclaims it... my friends the food I drop on the floor and do not clean up every day is not for you...
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No one loves god's creatures quite the same as myself
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To be fair he is not gently thrown off of my balcony onto the ground but fluttering back where you belong is better than being squished in my bathroom
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Anyone have experience quitting their life in the US leaving it all behind selling every personal item they own and volunteering in Europe? Asking for a friend.
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Okay come on now
dr. cucumber@cucumberPhD
Sep 19
$60 NYC thrifted boots vs a cumulative 140 miles in Portugal and Spain. Last night a Scottish man in my hostel asked if I was homeless.
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To be fair to the boots my return flight was 5 days ago.
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I don't trust girls who don't steal from Sephora. I bet if I shot my boyfriend with a gun you would tell on me.
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Bet you pay your credit card bill too.
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