Heard someone today say Man City killed Diogo Jota :(

Can you believe we lived to see a time when Manchester United were not the most hated football team in Manchester?

Andy Burnham should be declaring WAR on the UAE for treating our national sport as a toy and ruining it. He should be sending the boys over in planes and ships not sucking up to them!

Do you think Man City players will STRIKE and refuse to play against Liverpool? Remember they have been deceived by the club and may despise the thought of playing for and representing cheaters.

Man City owe so many people so much money. All the Liverpool players who missed out on PL winnings bonus. All the fans that bought tickets to their matches and bought the team’s shirts.

If City knew they were guilty in the summer and STILL signed Anderson, Enzo, Bouaddi, and Ndiaye, then those players should be allowed to immediately terminate their contracts and sign for another club for free.

Every time I check my notifications there’s a real famous man just arguing with randos miles deep in a thread just trying so hard to validate himself. Like, this is the morning after and he’s still going. It’s like hosting an afters and waking up and your Mrs saying, Gregg Wallace is still in the kitchen arguing with that lad who sold you weed at uni.

What’s the word for when you’ve had a shit, wiped your arse, pulled up your pants, left the bathroom, and then get the feeling you need another shit?

My wife came home late from work and asked me, how was it with the kids without me? I said, it was actually really chill. She did not like that answer

Unpopular opinion: Resident Evil is better than The Odyssey

When you put the controller down to take a piss

Bro really risking jt all with the backpack

Godammit there’s nothing good on Netflix but looks like a gotta sign up ffs

I’m sorry but Ryan Reynolds shouldn’t be getting hate for what he said about life in the 1980s, he should be getting hate for all his terrible movies.

A story in 2 pictures.

Gutted I’m not really good mates with a Spurs fan would absolutely love to be tormenting them right now.

If you do a bad thing but no one knows and no one gets hurt is it still a bad thing?

What thing has been overly romanticized more than anything else in movie history? Jazz.

How can some people look at this and think that God doesn’t exist?

Everyone cancel everything K-Pop Demon Hunters is coming out on Criterion