when its time to eat the rich and a piping hot plate of toby fox roast chicken is served to me

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How Diavolo felt sending "stand fhat only activates if you kill the user" to fight "team that kills anything that breathes"

Furries will really go “follow my riddles three, and unlock my porn account for free!!” and it’ll be L goons.

like this

long story short, Mob laid off 16 people from the Escape From Playtime team, were caught using AI during their early betas, and got called out for it. Even admitted to using ai, got caught for that too and tried editing their messages.

Sometimes you come across a generational fucking TikTok and you just have to share it because you laughed so hard

“go on reddit”

Probably feels more food as fuck to the chicken.

My favorite part about this is Chickens actually know exactly how to dispatch the tick and not leave any part of it inside the animal it’s in

That looks really impressi--OH FUCK YOU FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!

Asmongold in 2025: I've been making jokes about George Floyd for years, why can't people joke about Charlie Kirk? Asmongold in 2026: If you joke about Charlie Kirk you need to be arrested, deplatformed and lose your bank accounts

I took a gender studies class and there was a chud army vet in the class who signed up to “dunk on the lib professor,” who argued with everyone for the first couple weeks. by the end of the course he apologized and said “we must defend women and lgbtqia+ community at all costs”

I have an identical twin brother, who, like me has been a life long Conservative Republican. We both held our noses and voted for Donald Trump in 2016 but that is where our paths took extremely different turns. It became apparent to me, very early on, that I’d made a mistake. It was a daily barrage of embarrassing, illegal and jaw dropping actions from Trump that I just could not get behind. Something I would have thought impossible began to happen. Every time I would call/text to say, “this is insane,” the response was the same every time. “Dude, I’m just glad it’s not Hillary.” As things went from bad to worse to dangerous, I thought surely the “next thing,” would be the thing that was finally too much for his conscience to justify. I’ve never been more wrong about anything in my life. I’m convinced that, at this point, I could call and say, “He did it, he finally did it! He just shot someone on 5th Avenue!” and that same, almost reflexive response would be cocked and ready. “I mean, the Dem’s want to trans my kid. They want to tax me 80%. I don’t have to agree with everything he does, it doesn’t impact my life.” For those who think this example is an extreme almost metaphorical circumstance to prove my point, I’m sad to say that it’s not. I’m convinced that there is no line, no act, so egregious to finally break the spell that most MAGA Republicans have been under for the better part of a decade now. Have you ever tried talking to a person who says they have to vote for Donald Trump to save us from a socialist government and agenda and asked them what about these $5,000 checks he promised everyone they’d get from the government as long as they voted for his party’s candidates? The mental gymnastics they are willing to stretch to in order to justify a socialist policy from Trump is astonishing. Or how about asking them what about their lives right now, today, is better because Trump & “Republicans” have controlled every branch of government for two years? “That’s not a fair question because just IMAGINE how bad it would be if Kamala Harris and Democrats were in control,” they’ll say. Even for the one issue voters who make every election about abortion. Ask them if they realize that abortion rates over the last two years have actually gone UP. “Fake news,” is usually the only thing they can come back at that with. These are usually the people who treat politics like a zero sum game, for every policy they feel works to their favor, then there must be a policy somewhere just waiting to be implemented to work against them. Thankfully, for my brother and I, we haven’t let this destroy our relationship like so many families across this country have experienced. I’ll never be able to understand how he’s been able to support Donald Trump after he came within a Vice President with some decency and respect for the constitution and the rule of law from overthrowing our almost 250 years of democracy. Nor do I choose to believe that a small faction within the Democratic Party will somehow turn our country into something akin to the Soviet Union that he’s absolutely convinced we’ll now be headed for. People are absolutely fed up. They’re fed up with living paycheck to paycheck while their President brags about a half billion ball room vanity project and an arch full of drones and snipers, apparently . They’re fed up with being told that “stupid presidents” start wars in the Middle East, except for when Donald Trump unilaterally decided to wage war there without Congress’ consent. They’re fed up with his “most beautiful word in the English language,” tariffs, that have caused prices on almost every commodity imaginable when he promised to “lower prices on day 1. Fed up with $4 gas and $7 diesel. Fed up with the blatant and gross corruption that is obvious for anyone paying even a little bit of attention. In my gut, I’ve always known that we are better than Donald Trump. And Tuesday night was proof.

i havent seen trump and joe biden play minecraft together in a while i hope theyre still friends

My brother outed me when I was 12, and yeah sure I was talking to people I shouldn't have, and him outing me was less out of concern for my safety and more of a "i cant wait to see our father beat the shit out of you for being gay" he printed out the chat logs

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"ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK"

me when im drowing and i try to call my friend nick in the brief moments that i get above to water to tell him the percentage of water in my lungs

This you?