Likening yourself to Athens while losing a war with the Persians is quite a move. Nice backdrop, though.

I just watched a woman tie for 5th place on a swimming competition and make her entire career a grift off that experience. Holy moly. I forgot how pathetic MAGA is.

once you start developing that shaky old person voice it's time to get the fuck out of politics and into a home. the gerontocracy needs to END

I called this in late 2024. The Indian issue is the ultimate test of “are you racist?” If you don’t want them here, there is no other way to justify your views.

Even ignoring the genocide I feel like Hitler killing all his young men while losing a war that resulted in his country never being a global power again is indicative of a man who was actually a pretty bad leader, all things considered

Watching from a distance and it feels like Trump is intentionally destroying America for his Russian masters.

To be clear: * It is ILLEGAL for the federal government to seize state voting machines solely based on Presidential order. * Federal forces should reject the legal order. * State forces DO NOT have to yield to federal forces on an illegal order. * If a judge strikes down the order State forces CAN engage with force to stop the illegal action. * If a judge is in process of review, and the seizure order is solely based on Presidential directive, it also likely reasonable force for State forces, by order of a Governor to block the seizure of machines until a clear ruling due to the incredible sensitivity of the chain-of-custody of those machines during an election. Every governor must ready to protect their States’ right to vote. Both by gavel, and by force if necessary.

Folks they can’t do this. There’s no mechanism for Russ Vought to do this. States run elections.

Dear Gunther: If Dems win, you'll say they cheated. If Repubs win, you'll say they didn't. This is ever the fallback position of poor sports.

"Listen up, libtard. If you vote muh favorite pedophiles outta office, Imma start a civil war."

Stalin: "Hitler isn't that stupid. He wouldn't invade Russia while he's still blockaded by England and relies on us for fuel energy. This must be a plot." NARRATOR: The toothbrush-mustacioed Austrian was, in fact, that stupid.

Tucker Carlson and Joseph Stalin, both absolutely stunned by Operation Barbarossa

🚨BREAKING: GOP lawyer Cleta Mitchell and convicted election denier Tina Peters are pushing a scheme to have Commerce Secretary Howard Lutnick seize voting machines, as part of a broader effort for the Trump administration to interfere with the midterms. democracydocket.com/news-ale…

I've sat in movie theaters in LA with Arnold Schwarzenegger, Bruce Willis, Timothy Chalomet, Denzel Washington, Bruce Springsteen, Michael Jackson, Tom Hanks... this is pure egomania.

If you grew up in my era, you didn’t skip the HBO movie opener. You watched that little neighborhood come alive, blasted into space, and somehow knew whatever came next was going to be GOOD. That music still hits.

JON STEWART: “So in the FUTURE we WILL use A.I. to cure diseases… but right now it’s mostly murder, surveillance, and surge pricing for the McRib — What a trade! I’m getting the sense you guys might be full of shit.”

Remember when Sally Yates was on Biden’s shortlist for attorney general? One of those personnel decisions that makes you wonder how differently the last few years might have unfolded.

"B...B...But I insulted Black people too!!", I cry as the 70-IQ chuds shove me into the Indian Incinerator

Every time I tell someone "It's fine." I just think about this