🍊🏀 🏈 Male, Dad, Straight, Bored Contracts Attorney - Former AD now dumb reservist - Dumb Syracuse Fan - Walking Military Industrial Complex #NAFO

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They un-chudded andrew
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Never forget what they took from you.
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it’s my birthday NAFO crew.
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FourtyFour retweeted
M1 :( PASGT :)
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Damn dog beat me to the school drop off again.
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Don’t let the brainrot win don’t let the brainrot win…
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I will always be given away as a millennial for finding hyperbole and a half funny.
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My almost treeless new neighborhood is a liminal space, but a comforting one. I water the two little trees in my front yard and watch them grow up alongside my family. It’s boring but I’m happy.
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Lowe Mill always impresses me, in a world where everything is sterile and efficient this place just thrives on being the opposite.
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TSA going to make a whole new rule because of this
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Saw this guy on the local news chilling in the hotel on my last TDY and just can’t stop thinking about how much fun it would be if this was a regular thing on the news.
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Apparently we doin gaming keyboards now…
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My guess is that Jimmy Fallon is now going to sound like a state TV broadcast.
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Political violence in a republic with democratically elected officials is always wrong. If you don’t like what’s happening, convince a majority of the voters to agree with you and elect someone else. Violence is reserved for true tyrants who don’t allow political opposition.
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I didn’t go to law school because I’m bad at math and had to take the dummy math “statistics for liberal arts majors” with the football team in college.
Share a fucking lie about yourself
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Very, very old.
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First, are any of you this old? cms.furcadia.com
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