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Time-travel tip: Look both ways before crossing the street. (Bonus: also works if you never travel through time.)
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I am beginning to suspect that the King does not care what I think about it, whatever it is. I already know nobody else does.
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Face ID stopped working when I'm wearing lipstick, error message says I haven't set up max factor authentication
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What's that one with wossname in it? You know, who was married to that man. About a spy, about a master criminal in Europe. That's the kind of question I'm always being asked.
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stephen james retweeted
His autobiography was called ‘Cream and Punishment’, which is the cherry on top.
The world's most notorious custard-pie thrower is dead. What an obituary. He got Bernard-Henri Lévy seven times.
telegraph.co.uk/obituaries/2…
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#ASongOrMovieForConsidering Cogitations
..and ruminations, I want the world to know I'm clever as can be 🎶
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stephen james retweeted
ANAGRAM-TRIOLET FOR KEATS — a triolet that repeatedly anagrams the final line of “Ode to a Nightingale”.
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