Omnivert with misanthropic tendencies. Arthouse film enthusiast/gangster rap fanatic. INFJ.
Los Angeles, CA
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WANTED: Baseball enthusiast with an advanced culinary arts degree and a fat ass. Ability to read and speak in complete sentences preferred.
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Stay focused.
The @Dodgers are 1 win away from returning to the NLCS!
ALT FINAL: Dodgers 3, Braves 1 Dodgers Lead Series 2-1 NLDS presented by Booking.com Pictured: Kiké Hernández yells after hitting a home run. He wears a road gray Yankees uniform.
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Three @Dodgers homers and a statement made in NLDS Game 1!
ALT Final score: Atlanta Braves 3, Los Angeles Dodgers 5 NLDS presented by Booking.com LAD leads 1-0 Pictured: Teoscar Hernández hits a home run Saturday at Dodger Stadium
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Get rich quick scheme:
-establish a social media platform
-continuously disparage Jay-Z and/or Lebron
The end.
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IF YOU WERE BOLD ENOUGH TO GO ONLINE AND SPEW RACIST REMARKS, WITHOUT PROVOCATION AS A DRIVING-AGE TEEN, THEN YOU WEREN’T ONLY RACIST THEN, THERE’S AN ALMOST GUARANTEED CHANCE YOU’RE A RACIST TODAY.
#BraidenBell
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For the record, any time the NBA cuts you a check, you’re partnering with a gambling company.
If you’re that much of a moralist, quit the league entirely.
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