I'm shaped like a pear. Uneducated redneck that sold vacuums. Love sports, but a horrific athlete. Other than that, my life has been a rousing success.

The national debt is about to hit $40 TRILLION. It was $19 trillion in 2016. #EndTheFed
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My wife and I got into it last night about the grocery bill. I pulled up an old Target order from February 2020. 28 items. $64.50. Added every single one back to the cart just to see. $158.30. Same 28 items. Same store. Same cart. $93.80 more. In five years. We didn’t buy more. Didn’t upgrade anything. Didn’t add a single extra item. Just needed the same things we always needed. They told us inflation was transitory. They told us it was under control. They told us the economy was strong. Our cart didn’t get any of those memos. 145% increase in five years. Not one member of Congress has looked at a grocery receipt in decades. And it shows.
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I challenge you to find a more retarded police department.
End Wokeness
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$32 million dollars and an entire administration mobilized to destroy one congressman. His crime? Demanding answers about Epstein class abuse networks, and refusing to let child predators hide behind political cover. If that level of firepower doesn't tell you who's being protected, nothing will. Go Massie!
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Testosterone is made from cholesterol. Oestrogen is made from cholesterol. Cortisol is made from cholesterol. Vitamin D is made from cholesterol. Bile acids that digest fat are made from cholesterol. Progesterone, which sustains pregnancy, is made from cholesterol. Every cell membrane in your body contains cholesterol. Every nerve is insulated by myelin, which is largely cholesterol. Every memory you form requires cholesterol to build the synapse that holds it. Your brain is 60% fat, mostly cholesterol. Breast milk is rich in cholesterol because infant brains cannot develop without it. Nature, given the job of designing the perfect first food, put cholesterol in it. When you eat less of it, the liver makes more. Because the body knows it cannot function without it. We declared war on cholesterol in 1977. Testosterone in men has dropped 25%. Vitamin D deficiency is now endemic. One in three adults over fifty is on a statin lowering the cholesterol the body is desperately trying to maintain. Depression rates have tripled. Infertility rates have doubled. The war is going well.
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Statin guidelines over 50 years: 1970s: "Total cholesterol over 280 is high." Result: a relatively small market. 1988: "Actually, 240 is high." Result: millions more added overnight. 2001: "Actually, focus on LDL. Get it under 100." Result: tens of millions of new customers. 2013: "Forget the numbers. Use a risk calculator." Result: over 50 million Americans recommended statins. 2018: "Widen the criteria. Include borderline risk." Result: even broader eligibility. 2026: "We should consider statins for children." Result: eventually everyone is a patient. The goalposts didn't move because the science changed. They moved because the market needed to grow.
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The carnivore paradox that breaks people's brains: - Eating more fat makes you lose fat. - Eating more cholesterol improves your cholesterol panel. - Eating more saturated fat reduces inflammation. - Eating more red meat improves your bloodwork. - Eating zero fibre improves your digestion. Everything they told you would kill you is making you healthier. Everything they said was healthy was making you sick. The diet itself is almost beside the point. The real shift is realising the entire paradigm was inverted from the start. - Fat doesn't make you fat. Sugar and seed oils do. - Cholesterol doesn't cause heart disease. Inflammation and insulin resistance do. - Saturated fat doesn't clog arteries. Oxidised seed oils do. - Red meat doesn't cause cancer. Processed food, sugar, and refined oil do. - Fibre doesn't soothe digestion. It irritates it. Once you see it, you can't unsee it. Every food pyramid, every NHS leaflet, every "heart healthy" tick on the cereal box reads like an instruction manual for the diseases it claims to prevent. The emperor has no clothes. He's also diabetic, on three medications, and wondering why his knees hurt.
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Medication cascade from a single statin prescription: - Month 1: statin prescribed for a cholesterol number - Month 3: muscle pain develops (CoQ10 depleted by the drug itself) - Month 4: NSAIDs prescribed for the muscle pain - Month 8: liver enzymes elevated (from the statin) - Month 10: cognitive decline begins (the brain is 25% cholesterol by dry weight) - Month 12: blood pressure rises (CoQ10 depletion affects heart muscle) - Month 14: ACE inhibitor added for the blood pressure - Month 18: fatigue deepens (mitochondrial dysfunction worsening) - Month 20: antidepressant prescribed for the "low mood" - Month 24: glucose control deteriorates (statins increase diabetes risk by 30%) - Month 30: metformin added to the pile Started with one drug for one number on a chart. Ended with five drugs managing the side effects of the first drug. Each one billed to the NHS or your insurer. Each one a recurring revenue line for life. The original cholesterol number? Lower. The patient? Worse in every measurable way. Modern medicine, working as designed.
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Today I asked an abortion advocate what her favorite method of abortion is.
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I haven't laughed this hard in years. You can thank me once you finish watching it. Trust me, it's good. 🤣
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What are the odds those tiki torch carrying neo-Nazis from Charlottesville would only rally once? Feels like it was an American intel op against Trump. That’s my working assumption.
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Driver ditched the vehicle and is now on foot 😂😂
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Tiger Woods has arrived at the Masters
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Keep ya eyes on da fckn road pal
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Tiger Woods seen grocery shopping in Jupiter, Florida
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Hard to believe golf media has "evolved" from Dan Jenkins and Peter Dobereiner, serious talents with serious purpose, to these two half-witted inadequates. Blame the PGA Tour, sponsors like TM and adidas, and the players, who choose obsequiousness over honesty.
I blame all of you for allowing these two to be the faces of golf media
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“The Ayatollah, he was more than my friend. He was my nigga.”
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No way people actually thought this guy was Steph Curry 💀😂
Overtime
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I was hired by the Washington Post in 2019 to cover the way racism in the healthcare industry impacts gay aborigine midgets with cardiovascular disease. Today I was laid off. I worked incredibly hard over the past 7 years to produce no less than 4 articles on this important subject. I was only paid $650,000 a year for my tireless efforts. Now I'm out of a job. I can't believe this has happened to me.
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