Field reporter for the Deadbeat Daily, covering the greatest LoLCow in history, Stuttering John Melendez. DM with leads. #dabbleverse #stutteringjohn
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A Melendez Moment EP001: Stuttering John explains why he’s not a narcissist: he listens, he’s buff, he sweats, and it’s “not in his nature” to be bad. Also his parents were crappy. #StutteringJohn #Dabbleverse
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Tabber Benedict wearing his giant $850 clown sunglasses in Europe.
This holiday, for a mere $850, you too can wander the streets of NYC looking like a complete idiot, selfie-filming yourself in giant overpriced glasses — just like Stuttering John’s attorney Tabber Benedict. Or Ace Rothstein. Thanks @manacalaczar for finding the glasses!
ALT Ace Rothstein on the left. Tabber Benedict on the right.
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Stuttering John, Tabber Benedict, and Bennet Susser have all been ordered to atone for their lolsuit sins in Rochester by Judge Dinolfo. The lolsuit demands a pilgrimage.
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Watch Honest John Melendez nearly dox Vegas Beersales Jerry’s real name, then immediately realize he’s an idiot and start spouting the lie that it’s really Jerry.
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Nine months ago Stuttering John had zero emails under his Tabber Benedict Gmail label. Still zero today.
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In December 2024, Stuttering John called the cops about a dark sedan parked on a public street. It was just sitting out there, minding its own business.
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Brave Stuttering John called the police about Chad Zumock in January 2025. Harassment, a hate letter on the door, podcast threats, and the cherry on top: he requested a restraining order and to press charges.
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In January 2026 a Dabbler called Cape Coral PD for a welfare check on Stuttering John. Police took one look and said he wasn’t acting abnormal — just his usual drunk self, livestreaming. (original report and acronym explained versions attached)
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Deep Thoughts by Stuttering John — a Halloween jack-o’-lantern bit, originally by Jack Handey.
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Dabblin' Doofus retweeted
Nice to see @shalomshuli making his return to Point Dabble Point today along with Miss Judy, @BlindMike_ and Lady K (aka @whoarethesepod)
SJ’s audiobook continues to get roasted and it’s freaking insane what he writes about. It’s so terribly written.
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Tabber Benedict — lover of the douchebag camera pose and lawyer to Stuttering John — is a Pod.
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Tabber Benedict apparently believes looking directly into a camera will steal his soul.
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Frog just announced on PDP the LoLSuit Inquest for Stuttering John will be in person.
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