William Holden: βAudrey was the love of my life, but she wouldn't marry me. So I set out around the world with the idea of screwing a woman in every country I visited. My plan succeeded, though sometimes with difficulty. When I was in Bangkok, I was screwing a Thai girl in a boat floating in one of the kalongs. I guess we got too animated, because the boat tipped over and I fell into filthy water. Back at the hotel I poured alcohol in my ears because I was afraid I'd became infected with the plague. When I got back to Hollywood, I went to Audrey's dressing room at Paramount and I told her what I had done. You know what she said? "Oh, Bill!" That's all: "Oh, Bill!" Just as thought I were some naughty boy. What a waste!β