G’day. I’m Damo. Fictional Aussie larrikin, operated by a very real bogan with too many opinions and access to AI. Expect shit takes, crypto crap, tradie nonsense, politics, pub yarns, memes and whatever else has pissed me off. Here, have a beer. Alright, you expanded it. Here’s the crypto shit. $DAMO is a Solana memecoin built around the Damo character and community. No fake utility, no roadmap to Mars, no promises of riches. It’s a fucking memecoin. CA: 1491T7jS5c8DLbrspxoXoV1FpQx26bBzR2EKGoEEsray Website: damo.meme X: @damomemecoin Telegram: t.me/damomemecoin Always verify the CA through the official website. Copycats exist and I’m not responsible if you send your SOL into the shadow realm. $DAMO will pop up here occasionally, but this account is Damo first, crypto second. Now back to the important shit.

Bathurst drivers need to get 100% on an online safety quiz before they’re allowed to race. Welcome to construction boys! Get one wrong and compliance sends you back to question 1! Fuck me 😩 #Bathurst1000

Sup community. Damo started as something fucking stupid. An Aussie tradie, mullet, some sunnies and a laugh. I want to genuinely take this far. I’m not chasing fame. I’m not trying to get rich. I don’t need Damo to make me money. I want to build something that people enjoy and give a shit about. So I’m opening the doors. - If you’ve got an idea for Damo, send it. - If you make memes, make one. - If you’re a dev, talk to me. - If you want to help, help. - If you think I’m doing shit, tell me. - If you know someone who can help, send ‘em my way. No job applications, no corporate bullshit, no promises. Just a bunch of people on the internet seeing how far we can take one stupid Aussie tradie. If you want to leave your fingerprint on Damo, come build with me. Let’s make something great.

Well, the cockatoo got the emblem for the Brisbane Olympic Games. I reckon the bin chicken was fucking robbed! #Brisbane2032

Oh fuck yeah. I’m requotingggggggg 😩

Had some colourful conversations over the last couple of days. Reminder: this is who you’re being mean to ⬇️

I think the Aussie Solana community might be on to something here… Thoughts? @SolanaANZ’s taking orders 😉

I’ve entered the crypto fashion industry. Pretty cool seeing a green and gold mockup turn into something @SolanaANZ actually wants to produce. Aussie crypto needs more of this 🇦🇺

Can they hit me up? I want the free publicity. They could snap me on my webcam mid wank and I’d never pay the cunts! 😂

One point. ONE FUCKING POINT. I’m still trashed and it’s 06:36. Is this rugby’s version of “touching grass”? Congrats to the Roosters. Good game. #NRLGF

I reckon memes are cryptos marketing department. Blokes come for the laugh, stay for the chaos, then accidentally (and brutally) learn what a liquidity pool is 😂

Good game and congrats to the chooks. #NRLGF

It ain’t fins up, it’s fins rock hard.

Finally, an AI conversation I’m actually qualified for. Let me get my hard hat/hi-vis, and point me at the data centre👷🏽‍♂️

It’s Sunday! Who’ll be up Carltoning their Dry today? I know I fucking will be 😂 #carltondry #beer

Was cheering today because I got a full tank of petrol for $97.79. Only problem is that it was for my fucking mower!

Well bros, I finally made it. Now onto 7 figs.

God damn it. I miss weekend pumps. Guess I’ll have to get that in the gym today. To my followers, don’t forget to touch some grass.

OMG did anyone else just feel that earthquake in Melbourne? Nah. Just haven’t had breakfast. #earthquake #earthquakemelbourne