NYC standup. Winner of the 2021 Coney Island Comedy Festival. Check out Roast Battle League NY. he/him
New York, NY
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I just found out a comedian I know finds it annoying how often I mention winning the 2021 Coney Island Comedy Festival. I on the other hand think it’s funny. And I know funny. It’s why I won the 2021 Coney Island Comedy Festival
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For Halloween I will be wearing a pair of jeans that is not the pair of jeans I wear every other day of the year
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Getting three first round pick swaps with the Charlotte Hornets is great if you’re any team besides the Charlotte Hornets
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My president’s a war criminal,
My ruling class pedophiles,
My resistance alive,
Knicks in 5.
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people are saying Trump jinxed the Knicks tonight. Of course, he jinxed the Knicks, he loves SA!
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Trump finding out the Knicks win streak is 13: im going to fuck it
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Nobody reads anymore. You can be surrounded by literally thousands of books and still prefer to shoot JFK
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AI trains on original content. Content created using AI creates a feedback loop making AI train on worse and worse quality materials. We should be distrustful of non-AI creators, they are fueling AI
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Whenever I see a hot celebrity like Meghan Thee Stallion get cheated on I think why couldn’t she just date a guy like me who could also cheat on her
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It is too soon to joke about Trump's assassination. I will be sticking to jokes about Charlie Kirk.
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When I scream fuck it’s not because of my Tourrettes. It’s because I am mad that I have Tourrettes
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