Derive is crushing it but honestly they need to upgrade their UI/UX asap It’s genuinely holding them back by at least nine figures in market cap Can’t be looking like etherdelta in 2026 lol

So basically football being football again without 30 minutes of gay nerds drawing lines every time someone scores a goal I love it, bring it back everywhere plz

Normies are so cooked these days that I would actually invest in this

Fallmaxxing

Will be in Dublin Ireland for next few months 🫡🫡 if anyone wants to get a pint hmu

People who walk slow are low IQ and destined for a life of failure and being broke

Probably AI but if he’s a real person that’s legit funny

I recently learned my neighbor's daughter gives maths lessons to children in the building for €5 an hour "It's a symbolic amount, and these kids really need it" my neighbor said I gasped In Europe you cannot conduct economic activity without a registered business and a VAT number I reported it right away on Monday morning The entire family was audited for the last three years It turned out the mother had been illegally reselling secondhand clothes online without registering to VAT They owe €12,000 in undeclared income and penalties It is frightening that you never know if you are living next to criminals

therapy is such a funny concept “wow, there are so many problems in my life. I should talk to a stupid bitch who voted for Kamala Harris”

lol my dad used to just kick me out of the house and be like “it’s a nice day outside, you can come back at 7pm”

Well that’s not extremely unsettling

Timeline cleanse

Hillary Clinton on Julian Assange: “Can’t we just drone this guy?”

The average terminally online esoteric schizophrenic right wing autist is closer to a normal person from 30 years than any current day “normie” you can pull off the streets.

new iphone is total goyslop. steve jobs would be jumping off a bridge if he saw that clunky ass shit lol