Women don’t ‘ask for it’ by wearing short skirts, they don’t ‘ask for it’ by getting too drunk, they don’t ‘ask for it’ when they walk ON THEIR OWN. Condemn the act itself and not the circumstances it happened in🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬
Ok people.
We’ve entered a very dangerous zone of the festive period.
The “DON’T EAT THAT IT’S FOR CHRISTMAS” zone.
Check before you get ANYTHING from that fridge… Or you will RUIN Christmas.
Good luck out there!
#ShaggedMarriedAnnoyed
Dear World, You may be wondering what happens next in terms of the British constitution. The answer is that 3 newspaper owners - all of whom are non domiciled in the UK for tax purposes - get together and choose our next Prime Minister or “Poodle”. The Queen then anoints them.
My Mam has been isolating upstairs with Corona so we’ve been bringing her meals, tea, etc. I woke up to this note from Dad making Mam sound like a family dog and I’ve been laughing ever since.
Charlie Watts, the drummer for the Rolling Stones, passed away today at the age of 80. In 1994, Watts gave Ed Bradley some of his thoughts on his bandmates, calling Keith Richards the leader of the band and Mick Jagger the best frontman in the world. cbsn.ws/3sHUUeR
I’m devastated for his family today and sad for comedy that we have lost one of the very best.
Undisputed, undefeated, carrot in a box champion. I will miss him.