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Black Country / London
Me: Hello I’d like to book an appointment please Doctor’s receptionist:
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Rejected sequel: Mrs Cromwich Goes to West Bromwich
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In 1950s London a widowed cleaning lady falls in love with a couture pair of memory foam trainers featured in Chat magazine. After working hard to raise the funds (£4.97) she embarks on a trip to Sandwell that will change not only her outlook, but the very future of Shoezone 👟✨
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Artificial Intelligence couldn’t do this by the way
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one of my favorite Britishisms is how they call someone a “nonce” in the same way that we use “dumbass.” if you’re mad at somebody in the UK you can just call them a pedophile
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Same but for Four in a Bed
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#OnThisDay 2 October 1988 The first episode of sketch comedy HALE AND PACE was broadcast on ITV. Making stars of #GarethHale and #NormanPace, it would remain a Sunday night staple for ten years, with the last episode airing on 20 December 1998.
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The making of the BBC sitcom ‘Mad About Alice’ starring Amanda Holden and Jamie Theakston
What scandal do you think a TV drama needs to depict next?
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Year above you in school hairstyle
Everything you need to know about the computer hacker who sparked the Manchester City investigation. Read more 👉 bbc.in/4ru4Arz
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Successfully trapped Rick Wakeman in a billboard today. The city is safe once more.
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How I feel looking at clothes in H&M
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Can’t believe it’s the end of @AthleticoMince - the only podcast I’ve listened to consistently since it started. Thank you for everything but most of all thank you for ‘Bastards’ by Mick McCarthy 🙏
Replying to @dank_ackroyd
How very fucking hell ❤️
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Can’t even tell you how much I love Athletico Mince - Bob’s songs make me cry laughing ❤️
Happy 79th birthday to @bryanferry - still fighting against injustice in the English football league pyramid.
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Happy Birthday Bruce Springsteen 🥳
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[Austin Powers voice]
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🎶 I’m in love with the vape of you 🎶 😏
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Aww what have I done now 😔
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grandads are always saying mental stuff like ‘i’ve seen more windows than i have glass today’ haha what are you on about tony
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Not the point but isn’t Macklemore a weird opening act for Ed Sheeran
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Is this about up the arse
Interesting overnights for three of TV’s newest shows: 📺 SNL UK - 109k 📺 Lycett Arms - 348k 📺 Amanda Holden's Inner Circle - 765k But do overnights actually matter anymore? Is it an outdated way of measuring success? Is TV all about the catch-up now?
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Perhaps the sad cunt who made the Bayeux Tapestry should have embroidered themselves some ye olde mates 🤔
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