๐Ÿ‘Š Former Radio morning guy.๐Ÿ“ป BRUTALLY honest.๐Ÿ”ฅ Dog Lover.๐ŸถSingle since 2011 with ZERO desire to date. ๐Ÿ˜

My real name is Fred Garvin...male prositute. May I come in???
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There is a pattern here...grab some wings and some fruit punch and stop hitting people..then go back to ur tire swing and eat a banana...problem solved...๐Ÿ˜
Tulsa State Fair status: ruined
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In junior high my gym teacher had a bottle of Jack Daniels in the bottom drawer in his desk. OUTSTANDING.

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why wear a batting helemt when you don't hit the ball? Jesus Christ. ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฎ

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When I hear "spook house" I think of 5 blacks on the couch smoking crack....stop saying that...๐Ÿ˜

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I HATE musicians that preach their political agenda. Be drunk and fat like Vince Neil. ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜

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GREAT questions about the selfish Mike Obama๐Ÿ‘ฟ๐Ÿ‘ฟ
Dear Michelle Obama. What the fuck you mean the choices you make now are going to be for you not your husband, kids, or the country? Girl you are one selfish, unappreciative bytch! You was the FIRST BLACK FIRST LADY but that wasnโ€™t good enough. You the mother of two successful daughters but that aint good enough. You represented the greatest country on earth and that wasnโ€™t good enough. Eight years living in the White House wasnโ€™t good enough. Jetting around on Air Force One wasnโ€™t good enough. Living in constant luxury wasnโ€™t good enough. Constant media worship wasnโ€™t good enough. Getting multimillion-dollar book deals wasn't good enough. Having the entire liberal elite kiss your feet for a decade wasnโ€™t good enough. Now you got to be living just for your damn self? Bytch you done had the world at your muthafucking feet since 2008. So we all wanna know. What the fuck can ever make you happy ho?
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The "Pervert" is playing a great game.

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In 3 days I have gone through five packs of #DudeWipes. Don't ask. ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ

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This the face of a man that hasn't shit in 10 days. ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿ‘‡
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It's been 24 hours since I saw Madonnas turd cutters on the VMAs...I am still in toxic shock and can't eat..

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A ferry boat sounds like a bunch of homos going fishing. Just me?
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Why do "the blacks" yell at restaurants and refuse to pay. It's primitive to me. ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก
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I lost my sense of smell in 2015. That makes me able to take #Uber
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I want Tommy Lee to shut up. I also want him to use that massive cock to feed the Somolians...
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na be a long day...baker is chomping at the bit..๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜
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