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2025 was a decent year for me
Raked in $11k in dividends and option premiums
$2.2k alone was in dividends
Looking forward to 2026 😎💰
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had Grok @bot automatically fill out a Google Calendar
WHEN WILL WE GET A ROBINHOOD CALENDAR??
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quantum comeback? $IONQ
The NVIDIA Accelerated Quantum Research Center (NVAQC) will have its first on-premise quantum computing deployment: an IonQ Superion 256 system.
“We see this as the beginning of an exciting era of hybrid quantum-classical computing," says our CEO @NiccoloDeMasi.
The NVAQC is designed to address the fundamental challenges of scaling quantum processors into a new class of accelerated quantum supercomputers.
Connecting IonQ’s full-stack quantum systems directly with @nvidia AI infrastructure will help drive the breakthroughs needed to turn qubits into useful, large-scale quantum supercomputers capable of solving the world's hardest problems.
Our quantum processing system will link directly with an NVIDIA GB200 NVL72 system via NVIDIA NVQLink. Workloads will be orchestrated by the open NVIDIA CUDA-Q platform.
Read the full announcement → ionq.com/news/ionq-to-advanc…
#IonQ #QuantumIsNow #QuantumComputing #QPU
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Another Grok @bot tip:
If you have various lists that you require your bots to remember, creating a simple text file on the bot's computer might save on usage.
Still gotta hold the AI's hand sometimes 😆
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Just when you think $AAPL can’t go up anymore…
For every version of you. Beats 360, with interchangeable cushions.
Available online now.
Beats 360 sold with color-matched ear and headband cushions; additional cushion kits sold separately.
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aaaand just like that $SOFI comes right back down 😂
it really does feel like someone is pinning it down tho
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What exactly was the scheme? @grok
Iris Rabaya Au, 27, of Irvine, the former girlfriend of a cryptocurrency fraudster who called himself “The Godfather” was sentenced today to 18 months in federal prison for failing to report more than $2.6 million in ill-gotten gains she obtained via her then-boyfriend’s criminal activities. Au was also ordered to pay $1,484,343 in restitution and to forfeit a fleet of luxury and high-performance cars, designer handbags, and three “Godfather” sculptures, among other assets. Au pleaded guilty in March 2025 to one count of subscribing to a false tax return. @USAO_LosAngeles @IRS_CI
Additional details: justice.gov/usao-cdca/pr/irv…
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$NKE just KEEPS DROPPING
dropping fire shoes and in stock value 😂😂
Triple white, straight off the 3D printer 🖨️ ⚪
Nike and Zellerfeld keep it clean with the Air Max 1000.3.
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The old hardware plays struggling to be green today while quantum stocks soaring
$IONQ up over 4% today
Memory names like $MU, $SNDK, and other ones are very weak today despite the overall market being deep in the green with $QQQ up 2%
This is a red flag to me in terms of strength on these names you would expect these to be up aswell knowing how undervalued they are
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