Either hyper productive or hyper existential crisis-ing Mktg @slx_fi

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I'm using my body for blackmail: FAO: @NEARProtocol, @HyperliquidX, @Zcash, @coinbase, @Pumpfun, @AskVenice At 12:00 EST on November 1st, I'll be committing heinous acts in public with your branding on my body. These acts may include, but are not limited to:
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Replying to @daovid
Oh god David noooooo
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i'm not saying this is why they got married but it could be
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Ahead of my time
It's a wonder to me how there isn't a Runescape-themed DEX called "The Grand Exchange" with the native token $GP
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Wondering how much ZEC Zooko has spent on Chipotlee
Listen, Zcash fam. I love you. and this has been one of my very favourite talks between Illia and [SMART GUEST] but can we talk about how Zooko, who is my fave guest to date, pronounces chipotle because actually it's extremely bearish
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DAOvid retweeted
someone please buy this @LaunchOnSF swap in a pump logo
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I'm using my body for blackmail: FAO: @NEARProtocol, @HyperliquidX, @Zcash, @coinbase, @Pumpfun, @AskVenice At 12:00 EST on November 1st, I'll be committing heinous acts in public with your branding on my body. These acts may include, but are not limited to:
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NOTE: I DID NOT choose projects based on recent token performance They were chosen based on eligibility for extortion
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If you're a representative of one of these projects, you can pay to have your branding removed, and even replace it with a competitors, at: unsponsor.me/
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WHISTLEBLOWER: BREAKING DOWN THE TRUTH BEHIND NEAR PROTOCOL, ILLIA POLOSUKHIN, AND THE NEAR FOUNDATION "NEAR" is not what you think it is. I saw it from the inside for four years. It is ran by globalists for globalist agendas. I attempted to blow the whistle in 2024.
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DAOvid retweeted
C. S. Lewis, quit worrying and go do something real
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>Astra >Ultra high effort >2x speed "which air fryer is best"
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Because I tweeted this and revealed the truth, they pivoted
If you truly understood the significance of numerology and the Global Elite™ that pull the strings then you'll understand why England is already pre-destined to win the World Cup. The last time they won: 1966. 60 years on = 2026. 666. England Captain? Harry Kane. The final is on the 19th of July. Exactly 9 days later, he turns 33 years old. Coincidence? Absolutely not.
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If you truly understood the significance of numerology and the Global Elite™ that pull the strings then you'll understand why England is already pre-destined to win the World Cup. The last time they won: 1966. 60 years on = 2026. 666. England Captain? Harry Kane. The final is on the 19th of July. Exactly 9 days later, he turns 33 years old. Coincidence? Absolutely not.
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you can tell this bear market is bad because when's the last time a leading KOL needed to take acting work in the middle of a bear?
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"Just scan your face"
Replying to @LeeWhiteh0use
I don’t mind doing that. I’m not a brainwashed fool. You’re all moaning about having to upload your ID when you can quite literally just scan your face. The exact same thing you use to unlock your fucking phones.
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pivoting to peptides
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DAOvid retweeted
Introducing Superluminal.
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Tomorrow.
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If @daovid was still in $NEAR the attention Near has right now would be crazy.
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