how old were you when it clicked that you’re actually pretty cool and the people always trying to humble you were just bitter jealous fucking losers

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Imagine being broken up with on the dolphone

hey bro will there be actual human connection and love at the function or do we have to pre

e-sex with my headphones in feels like bladerunner sex with his hologram gf

lots of homoerotic vibes on my timeline the morning after a breakup, not sure what the universe is trying to tell me..

if you ever feel like youre about to unfollow, please come blackmail me for jerk off material instead.. i WILL put out

I wish we could be vampires and live to be hundreds of years old and drink the blood of goyim and fuck a lot

yea sex is cool but have u ever heard the laugh of someone u love n felt like ur entire heart was sent to heaven n back

Here's my dating advice for men: Marry a woman who needs to be a slut for you. Everything else can be negotiated. She can always get hotter. She can find religion. She can improve her cooking skills. She can work on her interpersonal relationships. You can get her a therapist. You can get her a doctor. You can get her braces. You can send her back to college. But if she doesn't look at you in the dark of your bedroom, practically panting, like she needs your cock like she needs to breathe, you've got nothing.

type of guy to commit suicide by slowly changing himself until he’s a completely different person.

my favorite kind of twitter posters are the ones who have entire story arcs that they broadcast to no audience, they just assume youve been keeping up

i think the biggest failure of my early twenties was that i never really built anything inside my own life.. i got very good at reacting, consuming, surviving, getting back to "baseline".. life happened *to* me and i became competent at enduring it.. , i realized that getting back to baseline isnt the same thing as building a life that I actually want to exist in, its just continuing to subsist and essentially "float" through a life that was imposed on me through circumstances rather than authorship.. most of what we call "self improvement" today is REACTIVE not proactive.. lose the weight, pay off the debt, reduce the anxiety, leave the place you hate etc etc etc.. all youre really doing is removing what went wrong and you are REACTING to the circumstances life has imposed on you.. authorship is asking a different question: what do i actually want to exist in my life that doesnt exist yet? reactive competence can make you good at restoring a life you never chose.. *authorship* is different bc you are creating something that circumstance did not hand you

incels think they are brave for telling women they hate them.. women get off on that, it isnt brave.. if you want to really be brave, say something you know will give them the ick.. tell a foid you love musicals and see if you truly dont desire her approval