this is a compilation of my intrusive thoughts. if you know me irl, Im not the one tweeting 🙏🏾

Maybe yahoo boys aren’t so bad after all
“white people stole our resources” what the fuck were you niggas gonna do with uranium?
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That man fucked her before telling he is married…He deserves the worst
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Realizing everyday that while I admire baddies, I honestly can’t be one🥲 The financial infrastructure is non-existent
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darra retweeted
Why you go dey text me with your Bombing account FGS 😭😭
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“What’s your X handle” Me: “I don’t use X” No put me for talk abeg
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What if na my last 200 naira I use enter keke go house?
Idk, but make it a practice that whenever you enter a public transport (esp keke) and there are primary/secondary school students in it, you pay for their transport. Let that be your little contribution to society🤍
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darra retweeted
This is why I don’t care when white people get scammed by Africans lmfao They’re not stealing your money they’re just taking it from you bcos you have no use of it
“white people stole our resources” what the fuck were you niggas gonna do with uranium?
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darra retweeted
“Goodbye, my almost lover” “Goodbye, my hopeless dream.” Cheaty Cheaty James Blunt😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Replying to @sinatraxxiii
As our communication continued, I became increasingly uncomfortable with the nature of the interaction and eventually tried to end it. At one point, after I stopped communicating with her, she found my LinkedIn profile, obtained my email address and started cussing me out.
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darra retweeted
You were having unprotected sex with the woman you were cheating with? You stupid goat!! You were taking her to your house, taking romantic photos, and having unprotected sex, so which part of the relationship did she hallucinate? Y'all were full-blown dating?!
Replying to @sinatraxxiii
On July 26, in particular, I repeatedly told her to stop while she continued attempting to initiate sexual contact. I found that experience deeply uncomfortable because I wasn't in the mood for such. She continued to harass me sexually and apologised later when she got home.
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darra retweeted
Someone was clearly crazy like very crazy from the chats and you went ahead to still say “oh yes I will fuck” deserves all the drags and embarrassment like mad
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My bad.. apparently they were in a full blown relationship and this bros brought half cooked gists and doctored chats to the TL.. Yeapp, over deserves everything he gets👍🏽
Someone was clearly crazy like very crazy from the chats and you went ahead to still say “oh yes I will fuck” deserves all the drags and embarrassment like mad
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darra retweeted
and yet you fucked her. lmfao.
That’s the more reason she’s has been vile because she saw that my wife was nothing like her and there was no way I would leave my wife for her. I have betrayed her trust and did her wrong. I will leave with the consequences and pain forever. However, making claims of what
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Folakemi has shared some of her chats with Dennis. He was the one chasing her and didn't tell her he was married! On the 28 of August, she still asked him if there was someone else and he said o. There is also a chat where he told her that he loves her🤣 Yes, Folakemi might have asked to see a photo of his epon but, she wasn't asking it from a married man hypothetically speaking.🤣🤣
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darra retweeted
what's a book everyone treats like a masterpiece that genuinely felt like reading a terms and conditions agreement? be honest.
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darra retweeted
Mr Frank Cheatnatra, how did your side piece know your house?
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A feminist is not a misandrist There’s a difference!
From my experience, some women are feminists simply because they’ve never experienced being genuinely desired by the men they want, also years of rejection by men and being wanted mainly for sex. The moment they find real love, they’ll start seeing beyond that ideology.
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Na you enter babe DM Na you cheat on your wife Na you still come online to cry
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darra retweeted
But your Indian wife is land whale too! She’s big on all her Instagram posts! Wtf
However, more isnt your type, you land whale.
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“You're all that o, have you seen what you're carrying?” Baba sharply sneak in Ads😹😹
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