BREAKING: American man accused of kidnapping Flock camera, "digitally waterboarding" it by subjecting it to 23,040 license plates per second via six 4K monitors rapidly flashing images of plates.
BREAKING: Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth says it is the end of the "woke department" in the Department of Defense: "No fatties, no tr*nnies, no weirdos, no wimps, no radicals, just warriors."
Hey that sounds great and normally I'd love to but I'm actually getting raped by 10,000 demons right now. Yeah I'm actually being tortured in hell right now. Yeah the hell from the bible