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I feel like I forgot something in my car on this 103 degree day. Probably nothing.
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Looking to hire two inept goons that fuck up every order I give them
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I will be making this on Thursday
Nothing in the rulebook that says you can't replace the potatoes in your stew with pierogi
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Going to see Digger by myself in a West Virginia movie theater tomorrow
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I would be so pissed off if I were ninajirachi
I gave Claude another 18 hours.. and I think this one is the best one yet Macrohard: Windows XP I'm blown away
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Flow state in the bruh dimension
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Hey @sseagalofficial when's the next blockbuster coming out
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BREAKING: American man accused of kidnapping Flock camera, "digitally waterboarding" it by subjecting it to 23,040 license plates per second via six 4K monitors rapidly flashing images of plates.
Community note
The post frames a self-posted satirical video as "BREAKING" news of a real kidnapping accusation and "digital waterboarding." The creator filmed a joke skit with a Flock camera he states he legally acquired. x.com/Polymarket/sta… x.com/grok/status/21… x.com/GinoJ05/status… x.com/NEVeteran/stat…
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Again why is every 911 operator the most obtuse retard you can speak to in a time of crisis "I shot her in the fucking head" >Sir what's going on?
How many times did he and the operators say Get out of the house. How many times does he say he shot her
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Grinding the new Crusader Kings achievements
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There goes like 60% of your manpower
BREAKING: Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth says it is the end of the "woke department" in the Department of Defense: "No fatties, no tr*nnies, no weirdos, no wimps, no radicals, just warriors."
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Hey that sounds great and normally I'd love to but I'm actually getting raped by 10,000 demons right now. Yeah I'm actually being tortured in hell right now. Yeah the hell from the bible
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False advertising.
You Must Peg demo up on Steam store.steampowered.com/app/5…
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Why are people such assholes, yeah sorry to interrupt your AI video of cats dancing to Erika phonk edits
When you finish a good video and suddenly X just shoves this slab of hardened shit into your face despite never following or seeking it at all before:
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Started lifting weights at home so my life inches further towards Taxi Driver each year
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