Oh, how awful. Did he at least die painlessly? To shreds, you say. Well, how is his wife holding up? To shreds, you say. #Futurama

Love that guy

There are people out there right now with no PIN to get into their phone. And that is terrifying.

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Now who’s this? Why, it’s Osama Bin Laden! The world’s most wanted man. He hasn’t been apprehended yet, because he’s realised if he sticks to 30mph, he’s safe. All that police enforcement technology and it can’t catch the world’s best known terrorist. #TopGear

Oh England my England

When a man was hit by a bus in Reading and immeditately got up and walked into the pub. The beer game is strong in this one. 😭

🇺🇸🕊️ One year ago today, we lost Charlie Kirk to a horrific act of political violence Charlie Kirk may not have agreed with your views, but he was willing to die for your right to speak your mind without fear. Even if he disagreed with you, he defended your right to say it and paid the ultimate price for it. Rest in peace, Charlie. You are missed.

Is that a threat?

Fifty years of computing progress and the one unsolved problem is still getting out of vim.

But why were you wearing that scarf and the turtleneck and this fruity number? It's a little thing called "style". Look it up sometime. #Futurama

You should always say yes to fixing that quick 5-minute bug, because that 30-minute task could turn into the best 6-hour debugging session of your life.

Windows 12 leak

Weekend soon guys 🤠🥳

just checked my bank balance after ordering dominos

This is a fact. Apple users don't live in the real world and can't handle the truth about their shitty software. Everyone else however, knows and agrees they have bad software.

Probably might delete this account.. I don't use 𝕏itter much so yeah.