I make baseball YouTube videos and dad jokes... West Point Grad, ex-Army Captain, amateur musician. Record holder for highest spin rate on a knuckleball.

Today is the day where every Brewer fan takes a nap from 6-8pm
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Goddammit Merrill.
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Every game where I say "Dustin May looks good" early on, he gets blown up right after I say that. So for today. Dustin May looks like shit.
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Contreras misunderstood when Murphy told the team to not let challenges get in their way.
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Yordan Alvarez still has 3 weeks to change his name to Aaron Judge.
Whoever wins the AL MVP will be the 1st person not named Aaron Judge or Shohei Ohtani to win the award since the 2020 shortened season when Jose Abreu won. Half decade of domination from 2 legends
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Here's the first instance I can find of a ball hitting a stadium roof in fair territory and it impacting the game (Schmidt lost a HR).
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Gotta love an account sarcastically ripping on Chourio describing exactly what Chourio would do 40 minutes later.
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Cough...
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Posted without comment... through age 22.
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Baseball's Not Dead retweeted
Imagine the Brewers had traded Robin Yount when he was 21 and hadn't broken out yet.
Is it time to trade Jackson Chourio? "I would trade him." - @espnhomer "I am 3 years away from even thinking about putting him in any trade." - John Anderson ICYMI: linktr.ee/homerhour @ESPNMilwaukee @ESPNbd #Brewers #ThisIsMyCrew
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I disagree that the Padres made a blunder by keeping Miller in. Some of those pitches that Sanchez and Chourio were either fouling off or laying off were ridiculous and you never see 2 strike takes like that on Miller. 99 times out of 100 he gets the third out.
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If your closer is painting 102 mph fastballs and sliders off the edge, you don't take him out. There were about 5 pitches that would've ended that game under normal circumstances.
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I would never want a bot to be reading and responding to e-mails as if they were me with no input from me or automatically booking flights with my money.
This is my thesis: no one uses AI. I repeat, absolutely no one. We live in a bubble. Even among my friends who pay for it, when I ask them to open ChatGPT and show me their queries, it’s the same handful of basic things. Most don’t even know they can upload a photo and ask questions about it. Connecting Gmail so an agent can read and send emails blows their minds. An agent opening a browser and checking them into a flight? They’ve never even heard of it. The massive challenge right now is adoption, and then getting people who already signed up to actually use what they’re paying for. Most have absolutely zero clue what’s possible. Imagine the compute shortage when everyone starts using AI like the top 1% of users do today.
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I don't want to live in world where the rules change and this is taken away from us.
Career inside-the-park home runs: Prince Fielder: 2 Rickey Henderson: 1 Hank Aaron: 1 Kenny Lofton: 1 Juan Pierre: 1 Jose Reyes: 1 Roberto Alomar: 1 Johnny Damon: 1 Tim Raines: 1 Ichiro Suzuki: 0 Mike Trout: 0 Dee Gordon: 0 Ozzie Smith: 0
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The 103 win Brewers are currently on their longest win streak of the season.
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MLB writers are getting lazy. They've gone to the "ball hits roof in fair territory in a divisional series" at least 3 times.
Not even the first time a ball has hit the Milwaukee roof and caught for an out in an NLDS
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The route that Chourio took on that ball from the get-go makes me believe it wasn't going to be a home run, but it may have been heading foul into the stands. He was moving laterally the whole time and not towards the fence.
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Chourio believed it was going foul...
Both Pat Murphy and Jackson Chourio said they thought Ty France's fly ball off Trevor Megill in the ninth was tailing foul before it hit one of the cables attached to the roof. "Ueck decided to put his hand on it and swat it down so Chourio could catch it," Murphy said.
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You'll be happy to know the Brewers sued them... canada.constructconnect.com/…
Unreal. The architect, and everyone who approved his/her plans, is a moron.
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Not even the first time a ball has hit the Milwaukee roof and caught for an out in an NLDS
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