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Quantum describes matter at the smallest subatomic scales. A "quantum leap forward" should really mean the smallest and most insignificant advance possible.
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Dr house must be forever constipated from all the codeine he takes. That explains why he's always so grumpy.
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As stupid as you might think fashion is getting, we still haven’t seen someone with unibrow shave everything but the connecting middle
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There's no such thing as scarcity when speaking about digitally created and distributed assets.
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Having the same breakfast every day is considered normal. Having the same dinner every night is considered bizarre.
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Judges, with their wigs and hammer, being referred to as 'Justice' and addressed by 'Your Honor' are cosplaying in a period piece and we are going with it like it is perfectly natural.
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Threesomes are going to become more prevalent, not because of sexual desire but because soon it will take three working incomes to afford a house.
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